Reta grabs a potion and chugs it. Bleh! This taste too good! No likey! cgw: 1d4 ⇒ 4cgw=cure gobbo wounds...lol Reta holds up her toad. Me am Reta....biggest baddest of the bunch. I make goblins make tinkle in their pants, I can take a beating and roll with beatings like big gobbos can. My toaf's name is Smoochy...he lives to give kissies. Ain't that right, Smoochy? as Reta gives the toad a kiss.
Here, little spider....Reta have present for you.... cmb: 1d20 ⇒ 14 Reta grabs the writhing spider and tries to attach the leash to it.
dex: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (8) + 2 = 10 ....but the spider eludes the leash again....drawing a slew of swear words from Reta. Stupid spider! Reta squish you on wall with big rock.....then make stew from your guts! Me mad now!
Spidey make nice friend for Mr.Beetle...or lunch....not sure if hungry yet. Reta darts forward and tries to wrangle the spider. cmb: 1d20 ⇒ 13 After grabbing the writhing pest, she tries to secure the leash on it. dex: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (8) + 2 = 10 Silly bug...get back here....Reta hungry now! Gonna put you on spit and roast you nice and black! Reta love crunchy bugs!Reta curses after failing to secure the leash. |