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Depending on the level of squick, my current character in my home game can give some ideas.

He was a Dhampir Doctor with the Blood Drinker feat who always kept very tidy and fastidious. Befitting his role he dressed all in white. One of our enemies ruined his coat and as such caught a ripsaw glaive to the abdomen and was drained of blood. After doing that he spent the next 15 minutes fretting over the stains on what remained of the coat.

Said character later was involved in a magical lab accident and is now an animate intelligent quantity of blood who occupies a clockwork armor to speak. The blood is visible in the tubing and the armor has a featureless face plate (think cobra commander) with pseudopod occasionally lashing out to drink from enemies.

Here's one which requires a bit of background. I had a Necromancer in a 3.0 game who had somehow managed to get a hold of a portable hole full of 1000 HD of assorted undead.

Random the Cleric: You remember that thing I told you never to do?
Janus the Necromancer: Do I get to have fun?
Random the Cleric: Yes, open the hole but let me run first.
Janus the Necromancer: YAY TIME TO COMMIT A WAR CRIME!

Also the cleric's war cry became
"Janus go do something genocidal."