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Granted, but while you are in control of them, they are in control of you, and usually use your body to beat yourself up.

I wish there were more pages on this thread.

Granted, but the being that made your roast beef sandwich found it appropriate to add cyanide, and frozen chunks of milk.

I wish for better shows to be on tv

Granted, it's cutting through your throat as you read this.

I wish for lucky to have a wish that gets crushed.

Granted, but they find you annoying and shun you for life.

I wish i had four arms that i controlled

Granted, but no one cares about you or christmas anymore.

I wish for a faster computer

Granted, but anytime anyone (including yourself) hears the words "snoogieboogie" their head spontaneously combusts

I wish that I can never be subjected to spontaneous combustion

Granted, you get stuck in an infinite loop doing the same day over and over, (I believe the movie was groundhog day?)

I wish I had my own Japanese gameshow

Granted. However, you can now see in such detail, your brain can no longer process the amount of information.

I wish for a bigger tv.