These four FAWTLies walk into a bar...
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One too many!
Where's the beef?
And we shall do it nekkid! That's what she said!
I'm hawt. Don't ya think? pops top and jumps up and down
Lets just say, for that particular combing cock it wasn't ladies first.I don't get it.At least the rooster did. NYUCK NYUCK.It got cut off by the chicken truck. Everyone knows the chicken came before the egg.I guess so? It did not have any outside markings that I remember.Took 2hours to get to work this morning. Saw a Semi truck jack knifed on the side of the road. Can't imagine that will be cheap to fix.Only took me an hour and a half.:) Was that the egg semi? I still don't get it.
At least the rooster did. NYUCK NYUCK.It got cut off by the chicken truck. Everyone knows the chicken came before the egg.I guess so? It did not have any outside markings that I remember.Took 2hours to get to work this morning. Saw a Semi truck jack knifed on the side of the road. Can't imagine that will be cheap to fix.Only took me an hour and a half.:) Was that the egg semi? I don't get it.
I guess so? It did not have any outside markings that I remember.Took 2hours to get to work this morning. Saw a Semi truck jack knifed on the side of the road. Can't imagine that will be cheap to fix.Only took me an hour and a half.:) Was that the egg semi? It got cut off by the chicken truck. Everyone knows the chicken came before the egg.
I bought a new puzzle, but I'm not going to open it. Spoiler: It says 2-4 years, and I just don't have that much time to put it together.
If I had a beautiful body would you hold me against you? Wait, I said that wrong.
Why do girls with big boobs remember things so well? Spoiler: 'Cause they have good mammories, duh!
These two boobs walk into a bar... Spoiler: ...followed by the body holding them up, duh!
Can I keep my serial killer hobby on the side?Strippers? I'm an authority on that subject. Have you seen most of those outfits?! I mean, really. It is possible to find clothing from a boutique that is still easily removable. I know all about that too.I'm interested in this post on so many levels. It goes with the killer body, right? Well duh. EDIT: Nekkid seriel killer for ToP! Pops top
Strippers? I'm an authority on that subject. Have you seen most of those outfits?! I mean, really. It is possible to find clothing from a boutique that is still easily removable. I know all about that too.I'm interested in this post on so many levels. Well, I can tell you all about it. And I will. First you find a friendly little boutique that specializes in the right clothing. They have the best selection. You know, it has to be able to hold up to multiple uses. Unless you really want to make it a special occasion. Then there's the girls. Gotta keep them from running amuck until you're ready to let them out. Keeps the mystery going, you know? And remember, buying a size 3 does not make you a size 3, but buying a slightly smaller bra does tend to keep the girls pushed way up high. After all, who keeps the bra on very long anyways? And for the guys? Keep the dino in check until it's needed. A tight thong usually helps restrict the blood flow. Work the abs, and for gosh sakes keep the body hair in check! All these tips are useful when job hunting, a night out on the town, or for whenever. Live life to the fullest, you know?
Strippers? I'm an authority on that subject. Have you seen most of those outfits?! I mean, really. It is possible to find clothing from a boutique that is still easily removable. I know all about that too.
Morning, all. What did I miss? Well, I can tell you, since I'm a know it all. Margie and Frank had a fight at the local coffee shop. Not surprising, 'cause they're outfits totally clashed. Really? Who shops for clothes in the trash bin outside of a thrift store? Hellooo, can you say rejects? Ewww...
Is this where I report for duty? Spoiler: Takes top off |