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I'm in ur wallet, stealing ur money.

Nope, just Nicorette. Michelle would kill me.

Edit: Though your pockets having been rendered empty (through excessive taxation, of course) leaves me giddy. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm off to buy stuff for my freeloading base. Obama 2016!

What slanderous calumny!

[Adds Samnell to the List]

You know, I'm really good at killing people...

IMPOSTER!

I'm in ur haus, stealing ur droids.