| Full Name |
Barack Hussein Obama |
| Race |
Muslim and/or Devil |
| Classes/Levels |
Blackguard 20 |
| Gender |
M |
| Size |
M |
| Age |
55 |
| Special Abilities |
Destroy America (Su); Eliminate Freedom (Su) |
| Alignment |
CE |
| Deity |
Socialism? Communism? Some other "ism?" Ssss bad, mkay? |
| Location |
Washington DC |
| Occupation |
(illegitimate) 44th President of the United States |
| Homepage URL |
www.barackobama.com |
| Strength |
10 |
| Dexterity |
13 |
| Constitution |
12 |
| Intelligence |
18 |
| Wisdom |
3 |
| Charisma |
20 |
About President Barack Obama
Barack Hussein Obama was probably born in Kenya, but we'll never know for sure because the S.O.B. is fundamentally dishonest.
On those rare occasions when he's not trying to enact his fascist take-over of America, Barack enjoys shredding the Bill of Rights, forging birth certificates, and stealing sci-fi movie memorabilia.
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