M Goblin Cleric/1 (HP 10/10 | AC:17 | T:13 | FF:15 | CMB: -1 | CMD:11 | Fort:+3 | Ref:+2 | Will:+4 | Init:+6 | Perc: +2 | Speed: 30 ft.)
I will not be able to play We be goblins too. I have already played the scenario.
M Goblin Cleric/1 (HP 10/10 | AC:17 | T:13 | FF:15 | CMB: -1 | CMD:11 | Fort:+3 | Ref:+2 | Will:+4 | Init:+6 | Perc: +2 | Speed: 30 ft.)
Poog wastes his last Fire Bolt on Vorka before stepping forward to engage Lord Longtongue.
Fire Bolt: 1d20 + 3 - 4 ⇒ (6) + 3 - 4 = 5
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M Goblin Cleric/1 (HP 10/10 | AC:17 | T:13 | FF:15 | CMB: -1 | CMD:11 | Fort:+3 | Ref:+2 | Will:+4 | Init:+6 | Perc: +2 | Speed: 30 ft.)
Poog steps to one side and throws a bolt of fire at Lord Longtongue.
Fire Bole: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (2) + 3 = 5
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M Goblin Cleric/1 (HP 10/10 | AC:17 | T:13 | FF:15 | CMB: -1 | CMD:11 | Fort:+3 | Ref:+2 | Will:+4 | Init:+6 | Perc: +2 | Speed: 30 ft.)
Using the last charge from his wand, Poog heals Chuffy
Cure Light Wounds: 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (2) + 1 = 3
M Goblin Cleric/1 (HP 10/10 | AC:17 | T:13 | FF:15 | CMB: -1 | CMD:11 | Fort:+3 | Ref:+2 | Will:+4 | Init:+6 | Perc: +2 | Speed: 30 ft.)
Seeing Mogmurch staggered by the swarm, Poog heals him.
cure light: 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (4) + 1 = 5
M Goblin Cleric/1 (HP 10/10 | AC:17 | T:13 | FF:15 | CMB: -1 | CMD:11 | Fort:+3 | Ref:+2 | Will:+4 | Init:+6 | Perc: +2 | Speed: 30 ft.)
Poog will heal Chuffy again.
Cure Light Wounds: 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (7) + 1 = 8
M Goblin Cleric/1 (HP 10/10 | AC:17 | T:13 | FF:15 | CMB: -1 | CMD:11 | Fort:+3 | Ref:+2 | Will:+4 | Init:+6 | Perc: +2 | Speed: 30 ft.)
I roll like this in every game 8(
Last time I played my magus, I went the first 3 rounds of the big fight without rolling above a 2. With 4 attacks/round.
M Goblin Cleric/1 (HP 10/10 | AC:17 | T:13 | FF:15 | CMB: -1 | CMD:11 | Fort:+3 | Ref:+2 | Will:+4 | Init:+6 | Perc: +2 | Speed: 30 ft.)
Stupid Mogmurch not set things on fire. Poog set things on fire for Mogmurch.
5' step back, Burning Hands on Mogmuch and the rat swarm
Damage: 1d4 ⇒ 1
Sigh: Don't bother with the saving throw or x1.5 damage, it is 1 point regardless.
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M Goblin Cleric/1 (HP 10/10 | AC:17 | T:13 | FF:15 | CMB: -1 | CMD:11 | Fort:+3 | Ref:+2 | Will:+4 | Init:+6 | Perc: +2 | Speed: 30 ft.)
No! No! No! No, falling down, Poog no want Vorka eat Poog.
wand of Cure Light Wounds, 5' step, touch Reta
Cure Light Wounds: 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (7) + 1 = 8
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Only 3 more charges left on the wand. Mogmurch needs to set that frog on fire.
M Goblin Cleric/1 (HP 10/10 | AC:17 | T:13 | FF:15 | CMB: -1 | CMD:11 | Fort:+3 | Ref:+2 | Will:+4 | Init:+6 | Perc: +2 | Speed: 30 ft.)
M Goblin Cleric/1 (HP 10/10 | AC:17 | T:13 | FF:15 | CMB: -1 | CMD:11 | Fort:+3 | Ref:+2 | Will:+4 | Init:+6 | Perc: +2 | Speed: 30 ft.)
Mogmurch will drink his extract of True Strike
I don't know what he want to do next, but it should hit.
M Goblin Cleric/1 (HP 10/10 | AC:17 | T:13 | FF:15 | CMB: -1 | CMD:11 | Fort:+3 | Ref:+2 | Will:+4 | Init:+6 | Perc: +2 | Speed: 30 ft.)
Poog smacks Chuffy in the head with his wand, Stupid Chuffy, quit bleeding on Poog.
Cure Light Wounds: 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (6) + 1 = 7
Don't bother with the stabalize, you're awake.
M Goblin Cleric/1 (HP 10/10 | AC:17 | T:13 | FF:15 | CMB: -1 | CMD:11 | Fort:+3 | Ref:+2 | Will:+4 | Init:+6 | Perc: +2 | Speed: 30 ft.)
Poog Screams in frustration as Chuffy falls down again. Stupid useless Chuffy, make frog food. Poog heal Mogmurch Instead.
Draw wand, Cure Light wounds.
Cure Light Wounds: 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (2) + 1 = 3
Stupid Mogmurch took all the fire-starters, stupid Mogmurch should set frog on fire.
M Goblin Cleric/1 (HP 10/10 | AC:17 | T:13 | FF:15 | CMB: -1 | CMD:11 | Fort:+3 | Ref:+2 | Will:+4 | Init:+6 | Perc: +2 | Speed: 30 ft.)
Seeing Chuffy mauled by the giant frog, Poog runs in and desperately attempts to heal him.
You no fall down. Vorka eat Poog after she finish you.
Stupid Vorka, Poog taste bad. Poog taste like slugs. No eat Poog.
Cure Light: 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (6) + 1 = 7
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M Goblin Cleric/1 (HP 10/10 | AC:17 | T:13 | FF:15 | CMB: -1 | CMD:11 | Fort:+3 | Ref:+2 | Will:+4 | Init:+6 | Perc: +2 | Speed: 30 ft.)
Poog smirks as the giant frog bites Reta, Bet mean Reta wish she not take Poog's sword now. Zarongel not heal meanie who make fun of Poog.
Flame bolt the frog, move back.
Flame Bolt: 1d20 + 3 - 4 ⇒ (9) + 3 - 4 = 8
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M Goblin Cleric/1 (HP 10/10 | AC:17 | T:13 | FF:15 | CMB: -1 | CMD:11 | Fort:+3 | Ref:+2 | Will:+4 | Init:+6 | Perc: +2 | Speed: 30 ft.)
Hearing Vorka yell, Poog runs to catch up with everyone else.
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M Goblin Cleric/1 (HP 10/10 | AC:17 | T:13 | FF:15 | CMB: -1 | CMD:11 | Fort:+3 | Ref:+2 | Will:+4 | Init:+6 | Perc: +2 | Speed: 30 ft.)
Poog carefully scampers up the gangplank behind Mogmurch, avoiding the wasp's nest as he does so.
Take 10
This time greedy Mogmurch shares fire sticks.
M Goblin Cleric/1 (HP 10/10 | AC:17 | T:13 | FF:15 | CMB: -1 | CMD:11 | Fort:+3 | Ref:+2 | Will:+4 | Init:+6 | Perc: +2 | Speed: 30 ft.)
Poog no sneak. Poog be best priest of Zarongel ever and set horse on fire.
Flame Bolt: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (6) + 3 = 9
Of course, Poog has yet to roll high enough to hit anything, even aiming for touch ac's.
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M Goblin Cleric/1 (HP 10/10 | AC:17 | T:13 | FF:15 | CMB: -1 | CMD:11 | Fort:+3 | Ref:+2 | Will:+4 | Init:+6 | Perc: +2 | Speed: 30 ft.)
And what does Poog get. Why does Mogmurch get all the fun toys? Poogs wants shineys too!!!!
Poog Grabs the taffy from Reta and starts shoving it in his mouth. Poog ate most slugs. Poog get to eat tasty-chewy.
M Goblin Cleric/1 (HP 10/10 | AC:17 | T:13 | FF:15 | CMB: -1 | CMD:11 | Fort:+3 | Ref:+2 | Will:+4 | Init:+6 | Perc: +2 | Speed: 30 ft.)
Survival: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (13) + 2 = 15
M Goblin Cleric/1 (HP 10/10 | AC:17 | T:13 | FF:15 | CMB: -1 | CMD:11 | Fort:+3 | Ref:+2 | Will:+4 | Init:+6 | Perc: +2 | Speed: 30 ft.)
Poog say Zarongel is the best,
He help burn things and heal the rest
Zarongel's faor makes Poog Blessed
And Poo also stab you with knife
if you make fun of how he isn't good at
riding animals
Fire Bolt: 1d20 + 3 - 4 ⇒ (4) + 3 - 4 = 3
M Goblin Cleric/1 (HP 10/10 | AC:17 | T:13 | FF:15 | CMB: -1 | CMD:11 | Fort:+3 | Ref:+2 | Will:+4 | Init:+6 | Perc: +2 | Speed: 30 ft.)
Lotslegs Eats Many Goblins not eat Poog. Poog call fire from Zargonel. Poogs screams as he sets Reta's veil on fire.
Fire Bolt
Fire Bolt: 1d20 + 3 - 4 ⇒ (3) + 3 - 4 = 2 vs touch
Damage: 1d6 ⇒ 5
Reta not laugh at Poog either and take dogkiller. Zargonel punish Reta too.
M Goblin Cleric/1 (HP 10/10 | AC:17 | T:13 | FF:15 | CMB: -1 | CMD:11 | Fort:+3 | Ref:+2 | Will:+4 | Init:+6 | Perc: +2 | Speed: 30 ft.)
Seeing the giant spider land practically on top of him, Poog panics and begins flailing about wildly with his sword. While coming no where near actually hitting, Poog does stumble backwards, several feet away from the spider.
Lotslegs no eat Poog. Poog taste like slugs.
Two handing the dog slicer, not that it makes a difference with a 10 strength.
1d20 + 1 ⇒ (6) + 1 = 7
5' step back
M Goblin Cleric/1 (HP 10/10 | AC:17 | T:13 | FF:15 | CMB: -1 | CMD:11 | Fort:+3 | Ref:+2 | Will:+4 | Init:+6 | Perc: +2 | Speed: 30 ft.)
So tempted to hit Mogmurch with a Burning Hands while he's standing there holding ALL the fireworks. It's just wrong, but also something a goblin would do.
M Goblin Cleric/1 (HP 10/10 | AC:17 | T:13 | FF:15 | CMB: -1 | CMD:11 | Fort:+3 | Ref:+2 | Will:+4 | Init:+6 | Perc: +2 | Speed: 30 ft.)
Poog slaps Mogmurch on the back of the head. Yoo already has boom bottles as makes things burn. You not bee greedy.
As chief speaker of Zargonel, god of fire and killing dogs, I takes the biggest fire maker and dog-killing sword.
M Goblin Cleric/1 (HP 10/10 | AC:17 | T:13 | FF:15 | CMB: -1 | CMD:11 | Fort:+3 | Ref:+2 | Will:+4 | Init:+6 | Perc: +2 | Speed: 30 ft.)
Eyeing the rusty contraption nervously, Poog calls upon the blessing of his god before crawling into the contraption with a wimper. {b]Zarongel, Poog no want get ears chopped off.[/b]
guidance for the first check.
Escape Artist: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (2) + 1 = 3
Damage: 1d4 - 2 ⇒ (2) - 2 = 0
Escape Artist: 1d20 ⇒ 16
Clearing the first hurdle, Poog continues to wimper.
Escape Artist: 1d20 ⇒ 8
Damage: 1d4 - 2 ⇒ (1) - 2 = -1
Escape Artist: 1d20 ⇒ 9
Damage: 1d4 - 2 ⇒ (2) - 2 = 0
Escape Artist: 1d20 ⇒ 13
Damage: 1d4 - 2 ⇒ (3) - 2 = 1
Realizing he is stuck, Poog panics and begins to scream, thrashing back and forth inside the contraption. After several minutes of thrashing, Poog passes out halfway through from blood loss and exhaustion.
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
GETITOFF, GETITOFF, GETITOFF!!!!!!
M Goblin Cleric/1 (HP 10/10 | AC:17 | T:13 | FF:15 | CMB: -1 | CMD:11 | Fort:+3 | Ref:+2 | Will:+4 | Init:+6 | Perc: +2 | Speed: 30 ft.)
Poog not feel well. Poog not want to play.
Poog will wander into the bushes and find a quiet place to take a nap.
Stealth: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (9) + 8 = 17
M Goblin Cleric/1 (HP 10/10 | AC:17 | T:13 | FF:15 | CMB: -1 | CMD:11 | Fort:+3 | Ref:+2 | Will:+4 | Init:+6 | Perc: +2 | Speed: 30 ft.)
Guidance before starting.
Approaching the slugs with a jaunty saunter, Poog stops before reaching the table, offering a plea to Zarongel while pounding his head into the ground. Mighty Zarongel, make bad bugs not taste bad.
Fortitude: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (1) + 4 = 5
Grabbing the first bug and swallowing it whole, Poog goes into spasms as the bug crawls out his nose and make a desperate attempt to escape being eaten a second time.
Fortitude: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (4) + 3 = 7
Zarongel make second bug stay. chants Poog as he shoves the second bug in his mouth. This one also attempts to escape, but becomes lodged in Poog's nose.
Fortitude: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (10) + 3 = 13
Arrrgggg, no make it stop. Poog feel worms on brain. Poog shoves the third worm in his mouth, vomiting half a worm in Chuffy's direction.
Fortitude: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (13) + 3 = 16
Fortitude: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (16) + 3 = 19
Fortitude: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (14) + 3 = 17
Fortitude: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (18) + 3 = 21
Starting to foam at the mouth, Poog grabs the fourth, fifth, sixth and seventh worms and rapidly crams them in his mouth, biting each worm in half to prevent escape.Ggggrrrrrrr!!!!!
Fortitude: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (5) + 3 = 8
Eyes starting to bulge as the slimey foam drips from this mouth, Poog finally looses control as he attempts to eat the eight worm, spitting most of it on the still prone form of Reta. Is too much, Zarongel help Poog .... Bleh!!!!!
Fortitude: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (4) + 3 = 7
Nooo!!!!! make it stop. Bug eating Pooooog's brain.
Fortitude: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (13) + 3 = 16
Ripping the twitching bug lodged in his nose loose, Poog noisily chews the foul thing and swallows before passing out just as the timer expires.
M Goblin Cleric/1 (HP 10/10 | AC:17 | T:13 | FF:15 | CMB: -1 | CMD:11 | Fort:+3 | Ref:+2 | Will:+4 | Init:+6 | Perc: +2 | Speed: 30 ft.)
Poog Points at Mogmurch and Chuffy, rolling on the ground and laughing as both scramble to avoid being trampled. Hahahaha, Poog not bad rider, Squealy Nord bad at being riden.
M Goblin Cleric/1 (HP 10/10 | AC:17 | T:13 | FF:15 | CMB: -1 | CMD:11 | Fort:+3 | Ref:+2 | Will:+4 | Init:+6 | Perc: +2 | Speed: 30 ft.)
Poog not afrad
Squeely behaves or Poog bites
Ride: 1d10 + 4 ⇒ (1) + 4 = 5
Ride: 1d10 + 4 ⇒ (5) + 4 = 9
Ride: 1d10 + 4 ⇒ (8) + 4 = 12
As Squealy Nord bucks Poog off his back within seconds. and attempts to trample him, Poog returns the favor, biting Squealy Nord on the snout.
Stupid pig, not know Zarongel is god of riding things.
M Goblin Cleric/1 (HP 10/10 | AC:17 | T:13 | FF:15 | CMB: -1 | CMD:11 | Fort:+3 | Ref:+2 | Will:+4 | Init:+6 | Perc: +2 | Speed: 30 ft.)
Local: 1d10 - 1 ⇒ (3) - 1 = 2
Poog not afraid. Zarongel leeds Poog to plase of many fire starters, Poog leeds other goblins
M Goblin Cleric/1 (HP 10/10 | AC:17 | T:13 | FF:15 | CMB: -1 | CMD:11 | Fort:+3 | Ref:+2 | Will:+4 | Init:+6 | Perc: +2 | Speed: 30 ft.)
Poog slowly marches up to the chief chanting, lucky frog riding proudly on the clerics head.
Poog be here
U no spurn
Poog be here
To pilag and burn
[b]Chuffy and Reta
Good for nuffin
Ugly faces
They busy stufin
Cuffy and Reta
Fight reel nic
Cuffy and Reta
Poog make goblin and wife
M Goblin Cleric/1 (HP 10/10 | AC:17 | T:13 | FF:15 | CMB: -1 | CMD:11 | Fort:+3 | Ref:+2 | Will:+4 | Init:+6 | Perc: +2 | Speed: 30 ft.)
Reporting in.
Will have the stat bar updated this evening.
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