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My name is Paul Human...and I am here to set the record straight.
You can bring a chair.
You can bring a kendo stick.
You can even bring a sledgehammer.
You can bring whatever improvised weapon your GM will allow.
But my client, Brock Lesnarrrrrrrrr, will destroy you.
Not beat you.
DESTROY YOU.
He will end you.
He will erase your very existence.
My client, Brock Lesnarrrrrrrr, will make your own family forget you even existed. When someone asks your mother, "Excuse me, where is chkflp?" She will look confused and then say, "Chkflp who?" because you have ceased to exist.
Because my client, Brock Lesnarrrrrr, is the ONE in twenty-one and ONE and it will take ONE round to make you nothing.