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Ah, Laori. When she first offered me the skull of a orc, I offered her a skull too. That was our relationship. We switched skulls-I needed them for spellcasting and for anatomy lectures, she needed them for fun. Perhaps a most disturbing, most beautiful (Sorry Thalyn) and most funniest elf ever. Zon -Kuthonites..you never know what thay do next :D


I'm afraid I will not make out alive.

Is there something wrong with me, when I'm actually wondering-is this worth of it? I love Korvosa, but is it worth of sacrificing my life. I'm seeing my friends being tortured with negative powers of undead, beaten to pulp by monsters and now I almost lost my friend. Is this really worth it? I've seen horrors that can suck your soul and torment you to the horros of unlife.

But everybody else is pushing forward. They shrug it out.Me? I'm generally soiling myself every time we face something evil down there. But, I cannot escape. Because alone I will die for sure. Hhahahaha. hahha.hah.


Indeed Faenor, that ghost sound spell of yours worked really well indeed! Ahahahahha. And also, how i destroyed lot's of skellies with cost of five hundred diamond dust! Ahhahahah.

Here's my medical raport.

Spoiler:
Ocham The Quak
Neutral Male Human Doctor (Necromancer) 12

Initiative +5
Senses: +10 Perception, Lifesight 20ft

AC 16 Touch 14 F-Footed 13
HP 91
Fort +6 Reflex +8 Will +11

Speed 30ft
Melee: Grave Touch +6 (Shaken)
Ranged: Ranged Touch Attack +9
Ranged: Doctor's pointy things(Darts) +9 (1d4)

Str11 Dex16 Con14 Int22 Wis14 Cha13
BaB+6/+1CMB+6/+1CMD+25

Feats:Scribe Scroll, Spell Focus(Necromancy),Great.Spell Focus(Necr.), Turn Undead, Improved Iniative, Spell Penetration, Great. Spell Penetration,Defensive Comabt Training, Craft Wand, Maximize Spell, Ectoplasmic Spell.

Skills: Acrobatics +6, Bluff +8, Craft Alchemy +17, Diplomacy +6, Disguise +3, Fly +10, Heal +19, Know.(Arcana) +16, Know.(Dungeoneering) +10, Know.(History) +14, Know.(Local) +10, Know.(Nature) +10, Know.(Nobility) +11, Know.(Religion) +21, Linguistics +10, Perception +10, Perform (Violin) +2, Profession (Doctor/Quak/Fraud) +12, Sense Motive +6, Spellcraft +21, Stealth +8, Use Magic Device +6.

Languanges:Common, Infernal, Elven, Draconic, Terran, Old Taldan.

Class Abilities: Arcane Bond: Toad familiar Bufonidae, Necromancy School (Conjuration,Illusion), Power Over Undead, Lifesight

Traits: Caretaker, Framed-Dropout

Magic Items: Ring of Resist Fire, Ring of Protection, Headband of Intelligence +2, Rod of Power, Wand of Fly, Wand of Charm Person, Wand of Magic Missiles,Cloak of Resistance +1, Ectoplasmic Metamagic Rod, lesser.

Thats' it. He's nuts. AHAHAHAH.


Damn, am I and Adolamin only ones with brains? When you have two options, and other one includes orcs, you choose the option without orcs! Its common sense, people!

By Aroden's dead ass, we are gonna get ourselves killed one day. "Sigh" How much I miss my little clinic. It used to be so calm.


Oh my gods, I'm SO out of my element here. Ahahahah. That huge-Shoanti-barbarian-dude-person will kill me! Krojun Soon-eats-Ocham! And What's this thing with that Clan-eater? Why every barbarian (Except Adolamin and Skull Clan, they're pretty cool) try to kill me or flay me? I know people didn't always like me back in Korvosa but this? I feel like i'm plague.


Ah! my medicine! I'm thinking a name for it. Dr.Ocham's uber-medicine? Dr.Ocham's jelly? Dr.Ocham's strange stew? Or maybe Dr. Ocham's Super Salvae of Saving? All ideas are good! There are not your or mine ideas, let's brainstorm!

*nervous giggle*