| Full Name |
Nicholas Dean Lambert |
| Race |
Human |
| Classes/Levels |
Spreadsheet Wizard (lvl 12) |
| Gender |
Male |
| Size |
M |
| Age |
35 |
| Alignment |
LG |
| Deity |
N/A |
| Location |
Prime Material Plane |
| Languages |
English |
| Occupation |
Wizard/Teacher |
| Strength |
8 |
| Dexterity |
10 |
| Constitution |
6 |
| Intelligence |
15 |
| Wisdom |
14 |
| Charisma |
10 |
About Nickela
Nick The great and powerful StarMaster NICKELA is a lvl 12 Wizard of the Spreadsheet Archetype. That's pronounced ARCH-type, not ark-UH-type.
Spells known:
Various cantrips from the Format school, including the conditional ones.
=join() and it's counter-spell, =split().
=index(match()), a more powerful version of =vlookup() (usually).
The meta-magic feat =arrayformula() which extends the range of your spells to INFINITY (or however high the spreadsheet will count until it crashes).
In real life, Nick works as a Technology Integration Specialist in the smallest building in a moderately sized school district. He spends his days trying to work on spreadsheets for teachers so he can go home and not get paid to do what he really loves: working on spreadsheets for strangers on the internet.
