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13 posts. Alias of The Jade.


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Jack's cult overemphasizes breakfast foods. I cannot agree to abide by such a limited focus. Sometimes my new identity will demand lunch, of this I am certain.


BluePigeon wrote:
"Humans are weak and the weak will perish."

Tell me about it. That was my former career's motto.


(Pretends to hear nothing despite a reflexive startle.)

Glory remake us.


I''ve... I've gotta get away from who I was...

Please take me in! Please!

Can you alter my looks?

Can you strip my memories?

Make me new.

Make me someone else.


Got it in the mail today! The UPS lady fell down my hill when one of the wooden planks in my walkway came up. She was rugged and unlikely to sue, but I'm gonna have to do something about that quick.

It's a great read thus far. I'll have my character sheet up post haste.


Squatter wrote:
Eh?

'Tis true.


Murd-R-BOY wrote:
I'll have my Little Red Book by next Wednesday or Thursday. One week to go, gents. I'll swallow that book whole and burp out Murd-R-BOY's statistics right quick.

Latest email from Paizo says it wasn't shipped until today. Sorry for the delay, gents.


I'll have my Little Red Book by next Wednesday or Thursday. One week to go, gents. I'll swallow that book whole and burp out Murd-R-BOY's statistics right quick.


If only the mail worked as brilliantly as you, computer. My sincere apologies for the hold up.


Arnold-R-IMR... why you're... you could be my tw--

Sorry... must be the little red dwarfs dancing in my head.


Question for Computer:

Diverging ever so slightly from your recommended path I discovered this alternative possibility and this other alternative possiblity .

Are they treason or should I pay attention to them, perhaps at the cost of ignoring the first recommendation? Will follow all further instructions without question. Awaiting orders...


Gary Teter wrote:
I've capped your alias. Might take an hour or so to show up properly.

Thank you, postmonster!


Murd-R-BOY reporting, sir!

Grim, I looked at the store and there are many many paranoia products. What books do I need to play? And in what order should I devour them?

Gary, if you see this, I wanted to cap BOY but it said the alias was taken... yes, by me, I believe, but it didn't save correctly and now I can't access it.