What is your name?
Morgal the Uncouth. Yes, THAT Morgal the Uncouth.
How old are you? 55
Do you have any personal goals? What are they? To stay alive and avoid boredom. Sometimes it's tough to do both.
Where are you from? I thought you said you'd heard of me? Cheliax, unfortunately.
Who is your best friend? You're looking at him.
Who is your most potent ally? See my last answer.
Who is your greatest enemy? I haven't met him yet, because I'm still alive.
Have you ever killed anyone? Who? *lifts shirt to reveal scars and names tattooed on chest* Here's a few people of note...
What is your most prized possession? My life.
What is your most closely guarded secret? That I don't have any secrets worth keeping.
Do you owe any debts? What are they? No--I'm a free man now.
Do you have any old grudges? What are they? My parents, for selling me into slavery.
What is your single greatest regret? I don't have any.
Of what accomplishment are you most proud? That I have survived on my own for a long time.