Okay, so I started to tell the DM my two character ideas. Here's how the conversation went.
Me: I have two ideas for characters. One is an evil elf Magus, going BlackBlade and Kensai archtypes, getting Dexterity and Intelligence to AC, and possibly taking two levels of monk and getting Wisdom to AC as well. Then going around stabbing people while using touch spells to people's faces. It could be really powerful.
DM: DO IT. DO. IT. RIGHT. NOW.
Me: My other idea is--
DM: --Nope! Touch Wizard! Do it!
I think I'm going to play the Magus.