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*farts*

NOW THIS IS MY SORT OF FACKIN' BANKWIT. PRIVATES MORGAN, MARSHALL, McTAVISH AND SYKES, FETCH THE PARTY BOMBARD, ON THE BLOODY DOUBLE!

STOP YELLIN!!!! IT'S RUDE!!!!

TLDR!!!

Goblin Kid wrote:

I eats all the Fishes.

However, I. Drink. Your. Milkshake!

BUT NOW HE CAN'T BRING ALL THE BOYS TO THE YARD!!!!

Wizards are underpowered!

EVERY TIME I PLAY WIZARD THE ROGUE OUTSHINES ME!!!! NERF THE OP ROGUE!!!! ACTUALLY JUST SCRAP THE WHOLE THING PATHFINDER SECOND EDITION NOW!!!!

Barbarians should all be lawful good.

YER DARN TOOTIN!!! AND CHAOTIC NEUTRAL PALADINS SHOULD BE ALLOWED!!! ALSO WHY DOES A CLERIC NEED TO BE WITHIN SO MANY STEPS OF THEIR GOD?!? I CAN EASILY SEE A CE EVIL CLERIC OF SARENRAE OR LG CLERIC OF ROVAGUG!!!

Hey Message board troll: I think there's a valentine or something in your mailbox....

REALLYA VALENTINE FER ME...ERR I MEAN YEAH COURSE DER IS WOT WIT ME HAVIN A REAL LIVE GIRLFRIEND AND ALL!!!! *opens it. massive explosion. dies*

DON'T KNOW WHY YOU LOSERS ARE COMPLAINING!!! I'VE HAD A GREAT DAY WITH MY GIRLFRIEND!!!! SHE'S FROM CANADA SO YOU WON'T KNOW HER!!! I'D SHOW YOU A PICTURE BUT I DON'T WANT TO MAKE EVERYONE JEALOUS!!!!

They say he walks alone in the tubes of the internet, searching for the argument that will finally kill him and lay him to rest.

He will most likely never find it.

OR YA KNOW HE JUST WAITS AROUND FOR SOMEONE TO START A THREAD ON ALIGNMENT, PALADINS, OR SECOND EDITIONS!!!

MERRY CHRISTMAS CHARLIE MANSON!!!!

Sigh... Fine...

*Ahem*

Fighters should get more skill points.

NO WAY!!! THEY'D BE WAAAAYYYY OP WE ALREADY HAVE ONE OP CLASS IN THE ROGUE WHY MAKE ANOTHER!!!!

SOMEBODY FEED ME!!!!

*farts*

*sniff*

MY SCARS STILL HAVEN'T EVEN FULLY REGENERATED FROM THAT GOBLIN BEAT DOWN EITHER!!!

Crystal is there any food on Golarion that you'd like to try but can't because essential ingredients don't exist here?

I recommend goblin on a stick. Delicious!

ANCHOVIES!!!!

I liked kobolds better when they were little yappin dog men.

"Unclear rule #234 MUST be interpreted in EXACTLY this fashion because... lawyering!"

Nuh Uh!!! Unclear rule #867 in an unsanctioned third party book that is possibly just the notebook someone scribbled houserules in says rule 234 is played this way unless rule 47 is in effect but if the party is under the effect of poorly worded spell 77 that is from a completely different game then it's done the other way!!!

Message board troll wrote:

Olde Timey Fisticuffs Yesterday wrote:

Canadian Bacon.

tips Kobold Cleaver's favorite cow.

Or as we red blooded Mericans call it ham. Nasty, bland ham. Dirty trick by the Canadians to try to pass that off as bacon.

In Europe it's commonly referred to as "Futball"

MY futball team is better than your futball team!!!

MY EYES!!!! SOMEONE GIVE ME THE BLEACH!!!

Yeah, but can you tell a joke, everyone knows all the best comedians come from Canada.

Who do you have, Larry The Cable Guy.

Ouch! Low blow dude...

Canadian Bacon.

tips Kobold Cleaver's favorite cow.

Or as we red blooded Mericans call it ham. Nasty, bland ham. Dirty trick by the Canadians to try to pass that off as bacon.

Whatever you like is wrong!!!

I'm sorry for what's awaiting you on the forums once you come in to work today even though I had nothing to do with it.

Forgot to wish ya the best of luck yesterday.

WAHHHHAAAHAAA SNORT WAAAHHHH!!!

*waddles in and plops down* Wot ya got fer da troll!?!

*SNIFF* Fine I don't wanna play with any of you anyway! *runs off crying*

I'm still waiting for the dreaded Message Board Troll to be officially statted up.

Giant-kabobs, Giant creole, Giant gumbo. Pan fried Giant, deep fried Giant, stir-fried Giant. There's pineapple Giant, lemon Giant, coconut Giant, pepper Giant, Giant soup, Giant stew, Giant salad, Giant and potatoes, Giant burger, Giant sandwich.

IF YOU DON'T PLAY THE GAME EXACTLY THE WAY I DO YER PLAYIN IT WRONG!!! IF YOU DON'T LIKE THE SAME STUFF I DO THEN YER PROBABLY RACIST!!! I MADE THE PALADIN FALL BECAUSE THE PLAYER SAID HE WAS LEFT HANDED AND WE ALL KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!!!

MMMM CANDY!!!! GIMMEE!!!

So am I not bisecting someone with a baseball bat, then?

Also, I claim this new page for my new empire, [Name Pending]!

I'LL HELP YA BUILD A WALL TA KEEP THA RIFF RAFF OUT!!!

HERE I IS!!!!

So can I dislike Anime or not?

Hear hear.

THAT'S OFFENSIVE TO ANY DEAF POSTERS OUT THERE!!!!

Message board troll wrote:

It's awesome you listed Dan Simmons as one of your favorites. It seems like he gets over looked a lot. I love Summer of Night it really creeped me out when I read it the first time and it really maintained that creepiness through multiple rereads. Have you read that one and if so what did you think?

I'm not sure where you're seeing Dan Simmons as being "overlooked." He's won awards; he's still writing, "The Terror" is in development to become a cable series, and we here at Paizo have been dropping in nods and homages to his writing practically from the start. You'll see several such homages in Distant Worlds, for example. And when I was reading Hyperion for the first time, I named a few rivers in Kingmaker after that (there's a Thorn River and a Shrike River, for example).

I have indeed read Summer of Night; it was pretty good. My favorite Dan SImmons novel is "The Terror," but I also loved "Song of Kali," the Hyperion books, "Drood," "Abomnible," and "The Fifth Heart." I've tried to read "Carrion Comfort" twice but both times it kinda bored me so I never finished that one... not sure why but there it is.

I guess I feel he's overlooked because around where I live if the name's not King or Koontz no one has heard of them. Any way it's awesome that you take time out of your day to respond to us fans.

And that's why it's SO IMPORTANT to not feed the trolls.

But but then we'd starve *sniff*,

GET AWAY STUPID KENDER DAT'S MY BRICK!!!! *starts bashing head*

*BELCHES and blows it Ridiculon's way* 'ERE'S YER PRIZE BUTTERCUP!!!

Worldwound without a doubt best place to live. Great neighborhoods, beautiful wildlife, friendly locals. Great place to raise you family. I'm not being paid to say this by hungry demons at all.

ZZZZZZZZ*SNORT* NOOOO NOT THE BUNNIES!!!! HUH? I HAD THAT NIGHTMARE AGAIN!!!*Shudder*

WHO'S YELLIN!!! OOOH CANDY!!!! THIS IS MY INSIDE ZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!

LET ME TELL YOU WHY YOU SHOULD ALWAYS PLAY A CN CHARACTER!!! TRUST ME YOUR FELLOW GAMERS WILL LOVE YOU!!!

Avatar of Zon-Kuthon wrote:

It's rude to meddle with people's speeches. But it's also fun to do, so really, you just have to weigh the options of either being polite or being boring. Because, alas, you can't be both.

Only because you took the wrong bonus feats at 1st and 3rd.

Come on, MBT. Tell them how it ought to have been done.

YEAH! I'M GOING TO TELL YA ALL THE BEST FEATS TO TAKE AND HOW YOU SHOULD BUILD AND PLAY YOUR CHARACTER!!! IF YOU DO ANYTHING OTHER THAN WHAT I SAY YER PLAYIN THE GAME WRONG AND NOBODY LIKES YOU!!!

AND I HAVE EATEN THE PELICAN!!!

TASTE LIKE CHICKEN!!!

Sorry not sorry! *sticks tongue out*

HA! NOT SEE CUZ THEY'RE BLIND AND CAN'T SEE!!! WHERE DOES HE COME UP WITH THIS STUFF HAWHAW!!!