Mark Seifter, King of England's page

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Uhmm, I enjoy the silliness, but my nit picky nature will out......
There is no King of England currently, so I will only let you get away calling yourself the Royal BoyToy of England, unless you can tell me what the watery tart whispered in your ear when she handed you that sword.

Ah but now you're in an area of significant linguistic interest with regard to truth values: The present King of France is bald.

Mark Seifter wrote:

I'm very confused here, but I do want to come into the thread here to help clear up an important question you all might have: I can confirm that I am, in fact, not the King of England.

That's what I'd expect the King of England to say if he didn't want to be found and and assassinated by the usurper currently on the throne.

We are not amused.