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5 posts. Alias of The Jade.


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Vecnorcus wrote:
Do you mind if I raise a few as semi-intelligent undead - that way they know what's happened to them, but can't really do squat about it.

Do I mind if you use your special gifts to bring undying misery to my victims as they wet the ground red while crawling on their bellies to escape the memories of what I did to them? I'm so for this idea I'm ready to start up a FB fan page for it. Way to take the initiative, Vecnorcus! I love a born necromantic.


Vecnorcus wrote:
Any of you fellow deities have a civilization you're not using at the moment? I'm getting kind of hungry.

You are quite welcome to dine on the whimpering masses in my wake. I only ask that you eat them live, and slowly.


Justin Franklin wrote:
Loviatard wrote:
Quetzalfawtl wrote:
PaizoDM wrote:
I out rank all gods!
You are truly rank indeed. At first I thought you had brought expensive cheese to melt for the tostadas.
I agree. I thought, surely an expensive European cheese. When I saw the source was bipedal, I asked my sages if there existed such a thing as a Limburger Golem.
I am sure that was the smell of your fear!

Your pain shall be legendary. And by the way, that was my line. Pinhead took my class at Cenobite U. Abstract Sadism 101.

I'm also the one who gave him those pins for failing my "name the razor brand by feel" pop quiz. I'd like to think my efforts helped to make him the manlike thing he is today.


Quetzalfawtl wrote:
PaizoDM wrote:
I out rank all gods!
You are truly rank indeed. At first I thought you had brought expensive cheese to melt for the tostadas.

I agree. I thought, surely an expensive European cheese. When I saw the source was bipedal, I asked my sages if there existed such a thing as a Limburger Golem.


I brought some kind of melted, rotten fish muck from the frozen north. I'd pinch my nose and use it as a dip.

Or wipe it on the skin to frighten off bears.