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I do hope that we can work with the camelj... Our brothers to the south.... I wonder if we cousins should consider Aspis?

Da, is good... Mother makes excellent sandwiches, and uses special mustard imported from Kaer Maga, buuut is still no excuse for not helping with the exploration and reporting and stuff.

No longer allowed to use my +42 stealth to "spectate" encounters

"Batting cleanup" is not an acceptable excuse for sneak attacking the bbeg and taking all the cred.

Eating the bag lunch Mother has prepared should not take precedence over saving the party.

Just because I can roll Sleight of hand as a Day job does not give me license to does this during the VC monologue on the VC as a "down payment" on scenario gp awards.

No allowed to ask Canayvan how a goofy looking moron like him scored an evil but foxy wife like Sheila.

Not allowed to liberally misinterpret the phase "take care of" as an excuse to murder NPCs.

Lev is always in the mood for profit. I will make these inquiries for you, old friend, but as we say in the old country "only a fool and a baby tells the truth." So I believe the information you are looking for will be difficult to attain, or expensive, or both. I am confidant I can count on you for resources, Da?

Do svidaniya, cousin, and may the Goddess shine her luck upon all you do.

Lev will take nap and maybe eat sandwich... then kill Demons, or rob them blind... or hide. Yes, Lev will hide, Da this will be good season.

Hey Everyone! This is Adam. A friend of mine is considering joining me for Pathfinder this Friday. He's done some P&P RPGs, but he's never played Pathfinder Society before. We were planning on joining the Feast of Ravenmoor module being run from 12:30 - 8:30 this Friday. He'll be using a Pregen, and I'll be using my new level 2. Just checking in with everyone if there's something special I should be doing to help induct him into the death cul- I mean Lodge. I've linked him to Paizo and the Society resources. He's a very smart man, so I'm sure he'll pick the rules up immediately.

On an unrelated note, I just want to say, as a new inductee, how generally superb everyone and everything in the lodge has been, thanks everybody!

Mr. Villini... you have performed admirably... we of the family will support your new initiate with the full power of the motherland.

Lev has never seen daggers as sharp as these words.... Sarina are you sure you do not hail in some small part from Varasia?

Lev wishes to express his overwhelming pride and honor to have cheated death once again with his esteemed comrades.... the one known as Uncle, Mr. Villini, the veiled bomber, and Akashi....until next time...

8.) 32PP - Cheliax

7.) 55PP - Andoran

6.) 61PP - Grand Lodge

5.) 66PP - Sczarni

4.) 68PP - Shadow Lodge

3.) 70PP - Silver Crusade

Da see how we scale the ladder!... Soon we will reach the top... Wait a second, hard to be in shadow at top. Lev thinks the family will not appreciate all the visibility... Comrades, start slacking... I will personally lead the way... we must fall back into the shadows of miserable 7th or 8th place... we will make effort.

We have saying in Mother Varasia... Flattery makes friends and truth makes enemies.

So in parting, I love you and wish nothing but fertility and good fortunes to you all *winks*

A note to all my dear Pathfinder brethren.

I recognize that we each bring a miriad of different strengths to our missions, and am thankful for many of your diverse talents, BUT something can be said for personal responsibility.

Just a quick note regarding my own talents, I am a quick witted, information broker, with a talent for getting into places unseen and dispatching my foes from the shadows. I am not a healer.

That said, for those companions that brave the front line, blocking the enemies blows with there own bodies, it is becoming a financial burden for me to provide your recuperatives. An experianced pathfinder knows the dangers of likely injury and should be prepared with his own tools for magical convalescence. Even if it is beyond your means to make use of such magically crafted tools, it is likely that one of us could assist. (For heavens sake I wonder how some of you galoots survived to become Pathfinders).

Venture captains, rest assured that those freshly initiated pathfinders put in my care will still receive the full support of my assistance, and brotherly advice. I would not besmearch my reputation by returning the corpses of the fledglings put in my care.

For you experianced galoots that continually stumble into the path of an enemies blow, be forewarned that my finances no longer allow me to support your reinvigoration.

Yours truly,
Vabios JS Pennywhistle.

Vabios my little friend,

What is this getting injured thing you speak of? It sounds dreadful. When Lev goes on mission, he watches, he helps where he can, he makes sure to eat plenty of knish...

For those of you who travel in harms way with out the means for the more resourceful of us to reinvigorate you, know that Lev will speak boldly at your burial... If we can recover your body.... and by recover I mean pay someone to carry it. Lev personally never touch dead body... unless they are moving and then Lev stabs them repeatedly while screaming for the cleric. That reminds Lev of the time we went to Ustalav........

Fowl play? Yes yes, we are quite fond of the shooting of the geese and the other feathered tasties out of the sky. Your average traveler is very good with a bow. Remember this when making bold statements of our homeland.

I look to the homeland with pride and the eagerness, but remember brothers as we say in Kaer Maga...little thieves are hanged, but great ones escape...da? Be sure to watch your back for no one will watch it for you, even in the family.

Dasveedanya,