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Pullable rugs underfoot.
Swingable chandeliers above.
Iron pokers by the fireside.
Bad monkeys.
Rum.
Slideable-whilst-parrying-and-quipping bannisters.
Some rigging to climb and a long white sail to knife-slice while descending.

And maps with a X.

Flurry of Blows: Monk poly attack.
Furry Bows: Zen archer monk poly attack.

Lock in: after-hours drinking in a pub.
Lock out: 6 first level characters can't progress into a certain area of the dungeon because no one can open locked doors.

Dwarven stout has been increased by 2 coppers!
What The Forge!
They doubled the price!
Doubled!
What the ForgeForge!
They've taxed dwarven craft beer!

And it is left to a Gnome to point this out?
Because wines are now the beverage of Dwarf choice?

For shame!
For shame!
For shame!

Used to be that Dwarfs gave a shozbot about their beer.

Clearly those days are gone ...because Dwarves are watery wine drinkers.
Perhaps Dwarven stout is now too heavy for Dwarf bellies.

SHEEPLE STOP!!!

Don't you see the real crime here?!?

What's wrong with ye?

Dwarven Stout has DOUBLED in price to 4 cp!!
DOUBLED!!

The game is ruined lads! Ruined! My dwarven-Culture-obsessed Gnome will be bankrupt in no time!!

Slippers and Jingasas, lads and ladies, be damned!
We're talking about BEER!

Aye, tis no small feat ;)