Krul finshes off his drink, slams it down and looks glazy-eyed towards the bar.. "Bartender! Another round on me!" While he waits he reaches out and tears a leg off and starts to chew on it.. "Dont taste like human to me! AHahhahaha, just kidding.." Turning he claps for Pari's song.. "Keep that up and you'll fire up a Hoe Down up in here.." Listening to Sunnies story.. "Sounds similiar to a different story I heard once.. Ships name was The Harlet Queen, but the rest of the story is close.. Probably some truth in both of em.."
Krul jumps back as the halfling starts to cast magic on him.. "Foul Jadwiga magic! Don't be casting none of that my way! No offense I just don't care much for it.. Especially from those i just met.. Come lets go see whats up with that table.." Getting up from the bar he walks over.. "Did i just hear something about drinking yourself to a stupor? Im down for some of that!" Looking to Reinald.. "Slide over fancy boy.. I'll buy the next round!" As he sits the chair groans at his weight. "Did i hear something about Taldan.. Sailed through there once.. Decent place.. I'm from Varisia originally, but I've been in The Shackles for quite some time now.." You guys can tell he's into his 2nd bottle as he continues.. "I was born Axe Clan! Shadde-Quah as it called in my native tongue.. Fierce sea warriors..." He trails off and takes a drink.. Staring at the bottle for a moment before looking back up.. "What was I talking about?" Sorry if he comes off as an ass.. He kinda is one.. Upside is he's a loyal friend and an awesome meat shield
"Meh I'm just gonna sit here and drink.. Perhaps when I get drunk enough I'll go ask on of them pretties to dance.. Maybe by then the liqour will conceal my natural odor's.. Perhaps by then they'll be drunk enough not to care.. Or perhaps ill just start a fight here soon.. That sounds fun as well.." He looks around the room, sizing up potential opponents of his second thought.. Perc.: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (19) + 7 = 26
I get in trouble all the time.. I'm always hearing "Why did I marry a nerd.." lol And yea he has the nickname "Breaker" for a reason.. It's mandatory to rage with a name like that.. Ntm i cant be loosing to halfling lol.. Surprised by the wee man's strength Krul will not take it to the "Breaking Stage", as is normal.. Instead he slaps him on the back with a toothy smile.. "Well now this one is surprising! A bit of training and you could make some coin with that arm.. Come and let Krul buy you a drink.. Bartender! Give this mighty mouse whatever drink he requires.. What's your name Sampson?" As you can tell Krul isn't stupid.. His third person originates from the seas he frequents where more often his companions are of the lesser smarts.. He picks this trait up from them..
6 month old boy here.. I feel your pain.. Turning back to the small one.. "I like your spirit wee one.. Ill accept your challenge and ill buy yea a drink after your thrown across the room.. Hows that sound?" Before you answer he has yanked a table over and assumes the position.. He cranks his knuckles before gripping your hand with his meaty paw.. "Feels like a childs hand.. You sure you wanna go on with this? I'll let you apologize and save face.."
Its called sleep not tongue-tied lol Krul listens to the small man's jibe before taking a drink.. "Iz tells yea whats makes a man look stupid around here.. Running his tiny mouth on matters he knows not.. I see you've done that twice already.. Speak to me like that again and you'll be the first one broken here tonight.." Turning his back to the puny man "Now, who wants to arm wrestle?"
As you all enjoy your drinks and share stories of past, or not share, the door to the tavern crashes open loudly with a kick.. A large shaggy man with multiple tattoos and an eye patch enters.. The frown on his face does nothing to improve the mood in the air.. "Bartender! Baijiu! Now!" As he approaches you all get a waft of unbathed ass and sea salt.. Obviously he's been at sea for quite some time.. Grabbing the bottle he bites the cork off and takes a large pull before slamming it down and belching loudly.. Looking around the room he quickly notices odd races in the room.. "Krul not seen you all here before.. Must be looking for a fight coming down to the Formidably Maid on drinking night! Or maybe yalls looking for work eh? Looking to try out yer sea legs?" |