**DECEASED**
Full Name:
Russell Legov Kurtis Curtis
Memo: Really? Hand written in? Get some white-out next time! - U. R. 04/16/**
DoB:
06/25/1982
Education:
High school graduate (J. Carpenter High)
Vocational graduate (Black Mesa Mechanical Institute)
Memo: Ha ha, very funny. Seriously this is a company document. You need to correct and replace this form in the next 48 hours! - U. R. 05/03/**
Family & Next of Kin:
Applicant wrote only "My cat Fluffy," and left all remaining lines blank.
Memo: What is this? I know we did a thorough background and vetting on all employees. Even if that's all he said, surely I'm not paying you to leave this area blank! - U. R. 05/12/**
Assignments:
After the disasters in Luxembourg, Mongolia, and Argentina; #56A-73 has been reassigned to the Antarctica station.
Memo: I'm beginning to think someone in Records is just trying to make me angry. Where the hell is the data for his other assignments? What disasters are we talking about? Was he responsible?? I swear someone in your office going to be f[REDACTED]g fired!!! When I arrive tomorrow, you had all better— the remaining section of the memo goes on for several more lines but is impossible to read due to the whiteout that has been applied. - U. R. 5/14/**
Status:
Deceased
