Okay, I have actually read this entire thread and after witnessing everything from galactically awesome to weapons grade stupid, I have determined two things:
1. If I found myself in a room with baalbamoth and his gaming group, I would be out the nearest window like Scott Pilgim, as if my ass was on fire and the nearest liquid was miles away.
2. I would happily punch my grandma in the face, for the honor to play Brad, just to be in magnificent presence that is Grod!