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10. My workplace's hit and miss website blocking. I still have my Paizo, but they've taken my Giant In The Playground and Fark.

9. Customers who are convinced that their overdrafts are a bank error. They're not, trust me.

8. The fact that David Byrne refuses to do a Talking Heads reunion.

7. The neighbors letting their dog run loose. I just know that my dog is going to mangle it one day, and I'm going to catch hell.

6. Neighborhood kids running around my yard, leaving toys behind, and crawling under the porch. (I sound like an old man.)

5. The fact that my 'team mates' at work love to have bonding activities at least once a week... social events, pot lucks, etc... Leave me alone and let me do my job.

4. My wife leaving the front door unlocked.

3. My $200 car having less problems over the past year than the vehicle that's financed.

2. Conservative radio making it up as they go along.

1. REALLY wanting to start my own small business but lacking the capital.

So this past weekend, I purchased a Dell XPS laptop that Walmart (SHUT UP) was running a good deal on.

Upon getting home and opening the box to unleash some raw power, what do I find in my box?

Not a shiny new laptop. Rather, a large chunk of copy paper.

Of course, this will never do, so I took the box and paper back to the store. For some strange reason, the people working returns and the store's management had some trouble realizing why I should be refunded my money.

I'm guessing they thought the paper was some REALLY SWEET paper.

After going just a clip under nuclear on their asses, I had my refund. Just a remind as to why I try to avoid WalMart at all costs, I guess.

Has anyone ever had anything like this happen to them? Whoever changed the laptop for the paper must've been a pretty slippery dog.

Bump.

Still looking guys.

Another perk, if you're of age, I brew my own beer and would be willing to share.

I'm a customer service representative (call center zombie) for the Nation's 3rd or 4th largest bank.

I'd love to do something with a little more soul, but the wife is in hair school and we have a 15 month old, so it's a mandatory I have a job that'll almost pay the bills and provide insurance.

Str 18/85
Int 11
Wis 13
Dex 12
Con 10
Cha 15

I'm sure I just cursed my stat rolls for the next 5 years or so. This was done with an online roller, as well, so I'm not too gleeful.

My friends and I used to use a lot of Gregorian chants. Not too dynamic, but it made for a nice fantasy setting.

Looking for a D&D group in Roanoke VA or the surrounding area.

I would be willing to act as a DM or player. Edition is negotiable. I would prefer that the group, if new, meet up beforehand to discuss the setting and standards for gameplay.

If interested, email me at jpersinge@radford.edu