Then there was the time my my rakishly charming rogue character almost got splatted.
We had managed to bring down the tower of a local cult. The tower was located somewhere withing the same city as a smugglers' guild. We knew where the guild was, but we couldn't get past the defenses of the building. A day earlier, one of our clerics softened the earth under the tower's foundation to bring it crashing down, but we hadn't gone through all the rubble yet. Well, no "materials acquisition specialist" like my character could let that go, so I decided to "see if there were any survivors needing help".
As I was digging through the rubble, I came across a big statue ... and it turned its head to look at me. Unbeknownst to me (a common theme with my characters) the tower was guarded by 2 Stone Golems. Having nothing at all to affect a Stone Golem, I (of course) ran like a little girly man. The Golem gave chase. I thought my goose was finely roasted.
Then the idea came to me: This thing can probably break through the guild's defenses. I made sure it was chasing me (at a safe distance), took out my bow and my stone-biter grapple arrows, and ran for the guild's HQ. As I approached it, I buried the arrow in the wall, scaled my way up, and beat-feet across the roof (much to the surprise of the two guards on the roof). With a quick wave and a "hey, how's it goin" I fired an arrow across to the next building just in time to hear the Golem begin destroying the building and its inhabitants.
I watched from a building over. I love it when a plan comes together.