A player of mine was asking about her skull, and how she polishes it.
I looked up from my notes, put on a big smile, and just said "Haaannnnnnndddddd sweeeeeaaaaattttttttt!"
Grossed every player out. I did my job.
Anyway, on a related note, the Silver Crusade player befriended her, and ended up releasing her back into the wild.