Reta Bigbad

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148 posts. Alias of Hrothdane.


Full Name

RETA BIGBAD IS MY NAME

Race

HP 7/8| AC:15| T:13 | FF:13| CMB: +0 | CMD:12 | Fort:+3 | Ref:+2 | Will:+0 | Init:+2| Perc: +8| Speed: 30 ft.)

Classes/Levels

I FIGHT THINGS

Gender

I'M A GIRL YOU IDIOT

Size

BIGGER THAN YOU. NOT SMALL. THAT'S A LIE.

Age

IT'S RUDE TO ASK A LADY HER AGE

Special Abilities

I SMELL DOGS GOOD

Alignment

RETA IS A BIGBAD

Strength 11
Dexterity 15
Constitution 12
Intelligence 9
Wisdom 10
Charisma 6

About I'M RETA BIGBAD

NE Small humanoid (Goblinoid)
Init +2
Senses Darkvision 60 ft.; Perception +8

------Defense------
AC 14; Touch 13; Flat-Footed 12 (+1 armor, +2 dex, +1 size)
HP 8
Fort +3; Ref +2; Will +0

-------Offense-------
Speed: Medium 30 ft
Melee: Club +2 (1d4/x2)
Ranged: Thrown Rock +4 (1d2/x2)

-------Statistics-------
Str 11, Dex 15, Con 12, Int 9, Wis 10, Cha 6
Base Atk +1; CMB +1; CMD 14
Feats (Other): Skill Focus (perception)
Traits (Racial): Balloon-headed (+1 perception and always class skill, -8 escape artist checks that require head squeezing)
Skills:
Perception +8
Ride +6
Stealth +10

Languages: Goblin

-------Equipment:-------
Gear: Padded Armor, club, throwing rocks (3), red pebble (5), short length of twine, someone's ear (not sure whose), literally the biggest beetle ever (it's almost as big as an apple!), hat made out of a dead rat, pocket full of insects (mostly wood lice and one six-legged spider)