The Roc wrote:
...OF THE ROC'S FANS.
THE ROC DOES NOT SPEND ALL HIS TIME UP IN THE AERIE, CLANGIN AND BANGIN, SO TAKE SOME ROODY POO CANDY SASS BAT CAN TAKE HIS PLACE AS THE MOST ELECTRIFYING ANIMAL COMPANION IN GOLARION SPORTS ENTERTAINMENT TODAY. NOW CAN YOU SMELLLLLLELLLELELLLELELELELLL...
WHAT THE ROC
IS COOKIN?
BACK OFF, ROC! YOU DON'T WANNA GO THERE, BROTHER! ALL THE HURLAMANIACS OUT THERE KNOW THAT THE TRUE BAD ASS FLYING COMPANION IS THE BAT, DUDE! CHECK THIS OUT, ROC: BLINDSENSE, BROTHER! IT DOESN'T MATTER IF YOU HAVE STEALTH, IT DOESN'T MATTER IF YOU'RE INVISIBLE! THE DIRE BAT WILL FIND YOU AND WILL BREAK YOU, DUDE! AND WHEN THE BAT FINDS YOU, I'M GONNA CRUSH YOU WITH FLYING BOULDERS, YOU OVERGROWN PIGEON! YOU WILL BE DESTROYED, BECAUSE IN THE END, "ROC," YOU JUST DON'T HAVE THE STONES TO HANDLE ALL THE HURLAMANIACS OUT THERE, DUDE!
SO WUTCHA GONNA DO, ROC?!?! WUTCHA GONNA DO, BROTHER?! WUTCHA GONNA DO WHEN. HURLAMANIA. THROWS. BOULDERS. ON. YOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUU?!?!?!
Disclaimer: In an effort to add to the hilarious wrestling reference made in this thread, I posted this. In an effort to not completely derail the original purpose of the thread, I will NOT post again.
