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Ooo shiny! Have you got summa dem new-fangled pitsforks wit fahv prongs?

Previews or death.

Or we get all... torchy.

You have to be above 17 to join our Horde anyway.

(And we want a shrubbery)

Sorry - all that talk of Kirin made me drink a few bottles of the stuff!

Podcast! Podcast! Podcast!

And we've got the pitchforks :)

Ah, KC, there you arrrrrr!

K is for Kobold, smelly and sly
They ain't got much meat, but smell good when they fry

(Sorry, couldn't resist mate)

A passing sorceror just taught us villagers the Dance of Joy. When Dungeon Grrrrrl returns, you may dance it with us.

Lynch the lich! Krisp the Kobold! Arrrrrr!

That's a strange, foreign accent. Maybe you needs a-lynchin' too.

/Distracts the guards with the old "Werewolf?/ There wolf/ There castle" joke.

Burn it down! Burn it down!

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