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*The battle in the machinist's garden gets more intense.*

You could use a trim!

*Attacks with a weaponised hedge trimmer.*

Meet your bloom!

*The flowers turn into machine guns and start firing.*

My roses are of the highest calibre!

*Now the hedge rows start spewing fire.*

If you can't handle the heat, stay out of my garden!

*After the count had shoved everyone into the warehouse, Goattoucher and a select few others (including the two remaining nameless adventurers) went to the lab of Ibsen. Where there was a strange, metallic looking garden and a little man tending to the flowers.*

Ah, Ibsen, you're finally back. I was wondering if you were... wait, you're not Ibsen! Die trespassers!

*The gnome activates a button and the garden springs to life with deadly weaponry.*

*Attaches JTDV to IHIYC with Goattoucher brand super strength super glue. When the clown goes into the sun, so does JTDV.*

Adrum.

The time I used Goattoucher brand Japanese style oil polish and I forgot to ventilate the area.

K.U.-J.0.
Machinist's Garden
Inconspicuous Plant

Midnight in Goattoucher's workroom.

*This movie is banned from public viewing as it goes beyond even the classification of "erotic horror".*

YawarFiesta is banned due to what he did at the circus of Dr. Lao AND what he did to MY workshop!