Lamontius wrote:
please explain the caster/martial disparity
Casters are it. Martials are in despair. I honestly have no idea where the I went and where the y came from, perhaps the same source is responsible.
Lamontius wrote:
can someone elaborate on when a paladin should fall
When the player of the paladin does something that makes the entire table want to hit him over the head with the CRB.
Lamontius wrote:
how do I do grappling
You wrestle with your GM until he says you CAN roll a CMB to pin the flying dragon.
Lamontius wrote:
why does the rogue even exist
Ever heard of trap feats? Here's a whole class.
Lamontius wrote:
how do armor spikes work
They don't on their own. You need a hand to use them. Yes, even on your chest. Yes, I'm aware how that sounds.
Lamontius wrote:
is charm person an evil act
Yes, but only because it's one of those things where if you have to ask...
Lamontius wrote:
why are most CN characters complete dumpsters
What's the statblock of a dumpster? I don't think I've ever seen one in game.
Lamontius wrote:
explain sacred geometry interactions plz
Uh... Math. And charts. And lots of people hitting you in the face for taking an hour per turn. Oddly enough this can cause brain damage, which means next time you'll be slower.
Lamontius wrote:
should I rollplay or roleplay
Only one or the other. These two cannot be mixed whatsoever. If a heathen ever tries to tell you they can, call him a slur of insults using both instances.
Lamontius wrote:
how much can I optimize before I am considered a cheesing powergamer
The general rule of thumb is: Can you explain to me why you took this feat/spell/class ability/etc with at least a 2 page (size 8 font, no double spacing, and don't you dare fudge the margins) story? No? Is it a feat that is actually good? Yes? Then you're a filthy power gamer.
Lamontius wrote:
why do the forums smell like burning tires
That's not burning tires, that's brimstone.
