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I wish the best to you and yours.
Quite a bit. The site is grumpier than I am right now, it's worse than when they did the great Golem sale!
*Boots thread* Site has been super wonky the last few days.
Set me down boy, carry our friend to his rest. I will not be capable of helping him to the end.
*mumble...grumble...mumble* Aww...hells...sure, why not? Pick me up, my boy...I left my pride and dignity behind me some time ago. Once I could turn heads like no other, my little sharp toothed vixen, got me into a world of trouble more n' once. No worries now, but you will learn in time girl... @ a passing villager What are you looking at? Get on your way!
Not as fast as you young kids..*huff, puff* but I'll be alright. These legs of mine aren't as long as they used ta be *puff, wheeeeeze*. Sides, don't want to be late for Lorries send off. *Looking at Anna and Seljak* bah...who am I kidding, you each grab an arm and help an old lady along!
Posting will be light until tomorrow evening, I have a mandatory snuggle time with the wife this evening, a morning meeting and a doctors appointment in the afternoon. But I will be checking in as time allows! I good with additional role play if everyone else is, but also eager to get into the "meat" of the adventure.
You very correct young man, we will do so as time allows.
I can assure you passing quietly into the beyond is one of the best ways to go! Not dying on the end of a pointy stick, monsters maw or claw, burning, freezing, poison, level drain, drowning, electrocution, radiation poisoning, tentacles, eaten alive, suffocation, bleeding out...er, what was I going on about? Right! Not dying painfully is one of Grannies goals.
first people to call others stupid are normally the ones with the greatest amount of the flaw. You may not be the sharpest knife in the drawer, but that don't make you stupid...same [redacted][censored][vile word] horse turd teach you to speak? *huff puff huff puff wheeeeeeeeeeeze* blasted cemetery so far away... Just Granny, child, I'm no noble, so Granny will do. Need me to look at that after this? Mouth infections are a pain...
Lorrie wasn't one of us weakling first levels, but he is old like me. Maybe he got lucky and passed away in his sleep?
Grinning at the slight women's suddenly rosy cheeks, Granny leaves her pack by the door and grabs her cane as she heads out the door. @Seljak:Granny, dear, just call me Granny. Something wrong with your mouth, boy? Hobbling along, she grumbles about her joints, struggling to keep pace with the group, but doesn't ask them to slow their pace for her. it was such I nice spot next to his wife, I think he will be happy to be next to her again...
You had me at "beer salesman!" :) 13 years in the company, 10 years throwing kegs as a salesman. We had eight brands of draft when I started, now, 230.
Had a nice post up Saturday and then the post monster ate it. I am sorry for holding everyone up, I did not know I fed the monster. BAD MONSTER!!! *THWACK, hits monster with frying pan* Beer salesman here, spent all last week chasing people down and dealing with last minute details for the super bowl. Didn't watch the game at all, after running my Iron Gods table top, I was done for!
Just call me Granny, Granny Anshia. Honored Grandmother if you want a more formal title. Lorrie has been my friend for...well, as long as I can remember. I've been here for my friend and you since before you were born, Little Kendra, now I'm here for you again. I helped bring you in to the world, now I will escort your father out. Well, clearly before you were born... She reaches into a pocket off her jacket and adds a little something in a flask to her tea. Little something for the joints, got a touch left if you all want some. Came from a bottle me and Lorrie split a while back, been saving it, but now looks as good a time as any to share.
Apologies for not posting yesterday, I had a large honey do list.
The old women dutifully walks thru the town, making the nicety’s and greeting expected of her after a long absence from her home dumb ass,your a dumb ass, your son's a dumb ass, you’re a open legged mattress back, dumb ass, another dumb ass, dumb ass with a good heart, family of dumb asses, really, you had another child and have a bun in the oven? Dumb ass... Her bones ached and her joints cracked as she shuffled along at a measured pace. Blasted old codger, dieing on me while I’m visiting my first great grand child you old coot, why didn't you wait to kick off a few more days, the little one is only a month old poor child, she's got no one now, mother's long dead, no other family.. don't worry sweetie, Grannies coming, I can't make it right but I can can be there, I WILL BE THER FOR YOU LITTLE ONE, just a bit more, stupid carrige leaving me at the edge of town... rotten little troll, making a little old lady walk this far would it have been THAT much trouble to go a few more miles, ooooooooooohh NO,CAN'T DO THAT, GOT A SCHEDELE TO KEEP!!! let the next quickwife give you crotchrot....dumb ass.. There it was. His home, now her home. It would be empty and cold with out him. I'm going to miss you...you glorious bastard. The last few steps saw her pulling up to her full height, almost as tall as most men, setting her jaw and squinting her eyes. sigh chin up, big smile, Grannies here to make it better. With out knocking she roughly shoves the door open, she had spent enough time here to dismiss formalities. SWEETIE, GRANNIES HERE!!!
Yes, it is fine. Say it is your ... ripe and mature nature, ma'am, that allows the inflict spell. Oh no deary, it is my wish to punish the stupid with but a slap to the face! And, well, I make gitten kills for the GM hard...that's my thing. Mahahahah..hah?? I will have my first post up this evening. This internetz thing was grump last night and dumped my work.
@GM Nightmare, I still have the question about swapping out one of my spells known for an inflict. I can heal everyone but my undead person...thingy, so please let me know!
Mostly passing on rolls, I've a single casting Stat caster with borderline abusive Charisma. Changing my physical stats, poor as they are would change the core of the character. If there is a left over roll, I would like to beef up my intelligence.
Profile updated. I am the healer, the channel-er of undead and evil destruction. I am also OLD, grumpy and and SCARY AS HELL! I am afraid hitting things will be you younger folks job. Slow, that as well, nearsighted and...what...what am I forgetting? OH, RIGHT! Forgetful. Cause I'm old. On the plus side, you're going to have to work hard to die around me!
I am small and will not make much of a meal! I think then, they would share you as an appetizer!
People are just jealous of my cute fangs! Just remember, I'm old and probably taste bad!
Nether do I. Checking everyone's stats over, I appear to be the brains of the operation. *face palm* How did that happen?
Now, now...she's people first, undead thingy second.
Well, here we are...
GM Flaming Pony of Scary Dreams, I've one of those undead, people things...in the group. Would you allow me to swap out one of my spells known,for an inflict spell?
As the healer of the group, it will be hard to keep her on her feet after a good beating otherwise!
Well then deary, let's not get eaten, shall we? |