Hello my fellow stab-enthusiast.
It is I, a Slayer and I have a question pertaining this whole "placating the cleric"-thing.
So recently I have acquired this kickass sword that found itself seperated from its previous owner, who may or may not have been one of those goose-stepping 'muh law & order' hellknight douche canoes.
Anyway, it allows for great stabbing, seeing as when you stab it into the ground it spews up fire. Like, holy s%*% a lot of it. Just need to be a little light on the feet so it wont hurt you most of the time. When I did that the cleric was screaming incoherently along the lines of "where did you get that!?" and "somethingsomething not just fire".
Of course I had the thing checked for would-be bad mojo but noooo,, wizards and clerics get to set half the world ablaze but when vaguely normal people get something that gets a party going, fun is suddenly off-limits.
Also, I haven't really been introduced, new around here so to say, but what's an Alain?