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91. We goblinses fight the ebils of litteracy! Reading stealz yer WORDZ, and you never get them back! Hughmans are the evil ones for teaching how to writes and reads.
Why duz youse carry so many knifes like goblin but you no goblin, you an elf. Disneygusting as it must be for goblin to mate with elf, youse must have goblin blood in family tree there somewhere, huh?
Next chapter should be interesting: Study of my second favorite state, Massachusetts, as exemplar of technocratic DP-controlled yuppie austeritarianism. Should be fun. If ewe iz reel goblin, youze's flavorite state iz state of compete disarray of hughman eclonomy and sobriety. And BURNING!
the Pall-y-din wuzzes stingy and left us gobbleuns to starve out in the colds. He would not share his meal of the orphanzes with us.
I like One Punch Man. I also got three RWBY shirts. Dids you bringz enough for the rest of the classes? Because me knowz it's a rule! Goblinz can never have too many shirts to eat, and ruby is my wife's favorites flavorglug. Her furry sheens could use a little darkening, as her goldenz color is takinging attentions away from her current client.
I tried to catch The Hair in a Pokeball, but it stung me. Hey yous, leaves my wife alone! It not her fault she don't fit! All this bad mouthing makes her stress-eat (her children mostly). She getses enough problems from the presses as it isses working on the Trump hairline. If all youses slanderers keep at its, she'll nevers comes out of her cocoon and becomes the social butterfly she really isses! And 'sides, she not fat, she just fluffies!
Yous says the pallywackers didn't reforms Stabbyface? Oh, but Goblinoid Pedantic Pundit, The thinks the palladiums did. You gots book, and reads! THEY SWALLOWED YOURS SOUL! THEY SWALLOWED YOUR SOUL! |
