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I just really want to field a general into battle launching flaming globs of meringue via trebuchet onto the approaching gingerbread hordes, okay.what if gingerbread men were originally horrifying swarm creatures with a thirst for human flesh that we eat solely to remind ourselves of their carnivorous appetite/celebrate surviving their annual attack? Somewhere along the line the real reason got lost and they are just holiday treats now...
Oh s&~+! They're on to us!! Quick men, release another ten adorable fluffy kitten videos on to YouTube!
There, that'll distract them long enough...