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Thank you for the clarification, breithauptclan.

I really hope we don't get a new concentration mechanic, Squiggit.

Barbarian Player: My bear and I make a great team, happily putting on performances for the joyous crowds. In addition to cool acts like "bear wrestling" and "strong man bear lifting," bear also wears a pink tutu, vest, and fez. He can dance on a ball while holding an umbrella and blowing kazoo tunes.

GM: That sounds like it would be great fun!

Druid Player: No self-respecting bear would stoop to such disgraceful antics! That's animal abuse at worse, and disrespectful at least, which violates your animal instinct anathema!

Barbarian Player: I never said he was a self-respecting bear.

Seems to me the game was doing fine until the druid player butted in with his knowledge on how fantasy bears think and act. *rolls eyes*

PC: Oh lord thy god, how I beseech thee: May I prepare protection this morn?

GM: Depends. Hast thou bought thy pizza and chips?

Though I jest, I guarantee you, somewhere this has actually happened or will happen. GMs did not need additional empowerment.

Begins preparing spells.

*Gets half way through the process*

This is too much work! All the rest are going to be fireballs! X'D

Oh what fun we'll have!