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The Giantslayer AP features 2 epic (artifact) hammers, both of which are rather amazing. However, I would still like to see an actual 2-handed hammer, e.g., a heavy warhammer.Isn't an Earthbreaker a 2-handed hammer?
Why, yes, my friend, indeed it is! And what is the best brand earthbreaker out there?
Ladies and gentlemen, I did not come here to answer questions. I came here tonight to sell you something; I want you to pay particular attention! Because the Amazing Masterwork Corporation, Ace Subsidiary of the Fly-by-Knight Industries has entrusted who, ME, to show you the handiest, dandiest killing tool you've ever seen, and don't you want to know how it works?
Well first you get out an ordinary Sleep spell or two and place it upon the enemy. And then have the Fighter reach for the tool. It is not a slicer, not a dicer, not a chopper or a hopper. What in the 9 Hells could it possibly be? It is SLEDGE-O-MATIC!
What does it do to heads? SQUISH!
What does it do to skeletons? SMASH!
SLEDGE-O-MATIC gets the last dab out of that potion! SPLAT!
Ain't this just like a (adventuring) party?
SLEDGE-O-MATIC flattens continual light torches for easy storage! THUMP!
SLEDGE-O-MATIC works as no ordinary tranquilizer can! You AM BARBARIAN, and you need to release this RAGE-gression against this damn roleplaying game! No, it ain't the game itself! It's this damn non-player character! It's the nonplayer character! CRUNCH!