Fritz von Braun's page

Nearly 100% sure these are not Yanquis but something much much worse

The Okhotnik barrels in a straight line, occassional Harpies driven off quickly by Fritz playing "Ride of the Valkyries", followed by the Soviet National Anthem, followed by the Anthem of the Midnight Isles, making use that Harpy ears are far more sensitive then those of most mortals.

After making your rest, Fritz wakes you up.
I have brewed some shield and featherfall extracts for those who didnt make special wishes. Relatively few sensible opponent would attack us midair. Make your final preparations friends! ETA to intercept is 30ish minutes. He pauses

Heilige Scheisse, I am picking up what, 3 large sized and 6 medium sized lifeforms on your craft? No Yanquee would be large sized, thats like, nearly 3 meters tall? Maybe they have enlarge person going on? Running alignment checks... OK, the 3 large ones all ping as chaotic and evil, quite strongly, but not quite like a Demon, of the medium sized ones only 1 pings equally, the rest seems weaker, like, cultists of some type?
He seems a bit perplexed.

Oh, if you want to know how that Sensor works? Nocticula held a sale in which you buy a container without knowing what is in it, and for some reason one we bought had a lot of Paladin eyes. I did some tinkering.
He sounds pretty smug about that.

Play whatever you want, but once we engage its "Ride of the Valkyries!" Fritz chuckles.

And yes, "Leashed-In" the Abyssal mercenary service network (Copyright by Lady Vellexia of Alyushinyrra) classifies and certifies me as a level 7 Alchemist, with an intelligence rating of 22!
I can prepare anything that is available to Alchemists at this level. What do you think do I actually use the cocktail mixer next to the pilot seat for?

Lets get going then Kameraden! Fritz enthusiastically salutes to the Colonel and leaves, beckoning the party to follow him.

My "Jäger", I mean, Hotel Lenningrads "Okhotnik" is a pretty neat vessell! 2 Ballistas, pretty decent top speed, sturdy. Not the most maneuverable, but great for boarding operations! I figured out a way to have the main drive act as a dimension door to a not too fast surface within 100 feet, this allows you to jump through without too much of an issue, once your vesell is somewhat disabled. The Ballistas can be loaded with Grappling charges to get enough slow down, and according to the specs of your vesell 2 grapples should be enough to slow it enough for a boarding attempt! I will be piloting the vesell and keeping the engine, as well as its dimension door capability online, and checking on the radar before that, but I can hand out extracts as you require before combat is joined. He spergs a great degree of technobabble as he leads the party to the private dock in the lowest floor.

ETA until we meet your vesell is about 10 hours, they had a headstart, so you can get a rest in.

The vesell seems to be made of a leightweight steel, but not Mithral, its design is mostly practical, and it has 2 ballistas on top, as well as some other interesting features below.

Make your preparations.

If they are Yanquees, they are also human.
On the world we come from, there is a major war. They are allied currently with the Soviets, which is where Hotel Leningrad is from, against Germany which is where I am from, although I am actually Austrian and the Piefkes basically conquered and annexed us first.
But, lets not get into too much detail here, there are only one possible suspect here. To be honest, talking about my homeplane is a kind of depressing exercise.
The scientist answers.

Fritz dislikes Thule organization because "their stupid pseudoscientific crap diluted funding for my totally glorious projects, such as Ballistic CHainsaw Bayonets!". He got a bit too vocal about voicing this, got send to a penal Batallion, he got planeshifted to the deathfrost, and teamed up with the Leningrad guys there.
Balalaika considers him "too crazy to actually be a Nazi" which is an accurate enough assessment, he also does follow her orders, considering her a considerable improvement over his last bosses.

My general rule for GM NPCs is that they are buff bots/support for the party, who should ideally not consume party resources to keep alive.

Fritz fits this pretty well.

Dont mind me, I am just a temporary GM NPC! Also, who wants a shield extract?