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On behalf of all the future Goblin Paladins, I would like to take a moment to assure my fellow adventurers-in-arms that I and my fellow green guardians are nothing comparable to my crude ilk you may be accustomed to.

In fact, my brother Nails and I were toasting to exciting future endeavors where I would charge boldly into battle upon my warhorse to join Nails and his faithful hound, Deddie.

And I do so hope you will think kindly upon us should sudden bestial urges fell the better Angels of our nature--as that celestial scamp Cayden Cailean is rumored to have once said, "None was a better lockpick to chained desires than a fine glass of sherry!"