Frak! born Goblin, like all Goblins. Must fight for food, water, mamma. Frak! grow up big and strong; so strong chief make Frak! go to Longshanks floaty village and speak for Goblins. Frak! find most people leave him alone.
One day on the station, Frak was walking through the shadows, thinking about how neat it would be to see darkness, when Darkness spoke. Darkness said it friend, and Frak! made friends with Darkness cause it's scary. Darkness gave Frak! language to talk to dark, so he and darkness become friend and help each other.
One other day while walking around space village, Frak! find armor with stupid shortshanks inside of it. Frak! shake shortshanks out and put on armor.
Armor feel good, so Frak! keep wearing it.