Goblin

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13 posts. Alias of Joshua9093.


Full Name

Fizgrubber

Race

Goblin

Classes/Levels

Rogue (Unchained, Scout) 1

Gender

Male

Size

Small

Age

16

Special Abilities

Darkvision, Roll With It, Trapfinding, Sneak Attack

Alignment

CN

Deity

Desna

Location

Sandpoint

Languages

Goblin, Common, Gnoll

Occupation

Stabber

Strength 12
Dexterity 20
Constitution 14
Intelligence 12
Wisdom 12
Charisma 5

About Fizgrubber

Stat Block:

Fizgrubber
Male goblin rogue (unchained, scout) 1 (Pathfinder RPG Advanced Player's Guide 134, Pathfinder RPG Bestiary 156, Pathfinder Unchained 20)
CN Small humanoid (goblinoid)
Init +5; Senses darkvision 60 ft.; Perception +5
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Defense
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AC 19, touch 16, flat-footed 14 (+3 armor, +5 Dex, +1 size)
hp 11 (1d8+3)
Fort +2, Ref +7, Will +1
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Offense
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Speed 30 ft.
Melee rapier +6 (1d4+1/18-20)
Ranged sling +6 (1d3+1)
Special Attacks sneak attack (unchained) +1d6
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Statistics
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Str 12, Dex 20, Con 14, Int 12, Wis 12, Cha 5
Base Atk +0; CMB +0; CMD 15
Feats Roll With It, Weapon Finesse
Traits advantageous distraction, thrill-seeker
Skills Acrobatics +12, Climb +8, Disable Device +9, Escape Artist +8, Knowledge (dungeoneering) +5, Knowledge (local) +5, Linguistics +5, Perception +5, Sleight of Hand +8, Stealth +12, Swim +4; Racial Modifiers +4 Acrobatics, +4 Climb
Languages Common, Gnoll, Goblin
SQ trapfinding +1
Combat Gear acid, alchemist's fire, holy water; Other Gear studded leather, rapier, sling, sling bullets (10), backpack, bedroll, belt pouch, blanket[APG], mess kit[UE], pickle extractor, pickles, goblin (per jar), swim fins, thieves' tools, trail rations (7), waterskin, 1 gp, 8 cp
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Tracked Resources
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Acid - 0/1
Advantageous Distraction (1/day) - 0/1
Alchemist's fire - 0/1
Holy water - 0/1
Sling bullets - 0/10
Thrill-Seeker (1/day) - 0/1
Trail rations - 0/7
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Special Abilities
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Darkvision (60 feet) You can see in the dark (black and white only).
Roll With It
Sneak Attack (Unchained) +1d6 Attacks deal extra dam if flank foe or if foe is flat-footed.
Trapfinding +1 Gain a bonus to find or disable traps, including magical ones.

Background:
Fizgrubber, Fizzy to friends, is an odd goblin. He grew up being a scavenger, climbing trees to get at fruit or trying to sneak up on birds and monkeys. You could say he fell from that tree and hit every branch on the way down – ugly, even by goblin standards. He left his homelife of needless warmongering and raiding after hearing of a magical butterfly named Deznah, who gives magical powers to explorers and thieves. He hopes to curry favor by being more brave than any goblin ever, and so people can see that Fizgrubber is better than a horse, or dog even.

The same drunk priest that told Fizgrubber about the magic butterfly, a half-elf fellow by chance, had the most amazing weapon that he had ever seen – the majestic El Van Kurblade. He sincerely hopes Deznah will give him one in his size because it will totally be better than using a horsechoppa.

Despite being more introspective and hardworking than his goblin kin, he is convinced that any second someone will decide to stomp him like a bug. He is very loyal to friends, but in his heart of hearts he knows goblins are hated, and that people only keep him around to take advantage of his skills. As soon as he is no longer useful, they will hurt or abandon him. As such, he frequently moves to new cities. He tries to prove himself worthy the humanoids the town or city he lives in, but inevitably feels his welcome is overstayed and moves on before they can hurt him. To this point, he had been a stowaway on a boat that docked in Sandpoint recently. Noticing the magical butterfly symbol on some of the disembarking crew, he decided to follow them back in to town to learn more about Deznah, and perhaps cut a few purses.

An Ode to my Pickle:

by Fizgrubber

A pickle is a pickle
If it's pickled at all
Some pickles have eyes
And some pickles crawl
Some pickles have hair
Or a scraggly tooth
But the best pickle is my pickle
Now ain't that da truth

Hurrah Hurrah!
A pickle for me!
Hurrah Hurrah!
What will it be?

You can pickle a pear
You can pickle a toad
Pickle up some cheese
And pickle some gold
Pickle the dead
and make ya some stew
Anything you want
Can be pickled for you

Hurrah Hurrah!
A pickle for me!
Hurrah Hurrah!
Pickle me three!