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Male Goblin Rogue (Unchained, Scout) 1
![]() "Dear Smelly Beard, Tell Baldy Poutface he can kiss a dog if he thinkz I care a hoot about yur shoe laces. I didn't know dorfs knew how to tie dem. I offerd a pickle cuz I'z iz nice gobbo. I iz what I am, but Fizgrubber no dumb gobbo. You don't mine spelly rocks, I don't stab you in yur sleep. Maybe. People's iz different even when their kinfolk haz a reputation for being a certain way. Plus, I can take a hit beardy, and if that dont earn yur respect, then you just an elf lovin girly dorf." ![]()
![]() Cordwin Ironbeard wrote:
Have you every experienced the wonders of pickles? ![]()
![]() bluedove wrote:
I haz hat! I'm ugly gnome, not gobbo! Here your pickle, don't be concerned about the wiggling. It will stop once you bite in to it. ![]()
![]() While we wait, perhaps a drinking song? An Ode to my Pickle
A pickle is a pickle
Hurrah Hurrah!
You can pickle a pear
Hurrah Hurrah!
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