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Male Goblin Rogue (Unchained, Scout) 1

"Too many smelly stinkin dorfs in here. I'm outta here.

Have fun with your boyfriend elf-lover!"


Male Goblin Rogue (Unchained, Scout) 1

"Take a swing fatboy, it'll be funny. But if you break my pickle jar I'll have to swing back!"

I'm curious to try the dice roller since I'm new to this. I'll be using my Roll With It racial feat, could use the practice


Male Goblin Rogue (Unchained, Scout) 1

"Dear Smelly Beard,

Tell Baldy Poutface he can kiss a dog if he thinkz I care a hoot about yur shoe laces. I didn't know dorfs knew how to tie dem.

I offerd a pickle cuz I'z iz nice gobbo. I iz what I am, but Fizgrubber no dumb gobbo. You don't mine spelly rocks, I don't stab you in yur sleep. Maybe.

People's iz different even when their kinfolk haz a reputation for being a certain way.

Plus, I can take a hit beardy, and if that dont earn yur respect, then you just an elf lovin girly dorf."


Male Goblin Rogue (Unchained, Scout) 1

"I iz here, I haz pickles. Some wiggle, iz good though!"

I'm totally new to this by the way. I appreciate any pointers as we go along.


I can do the stabby trap thingy!

My third attempt to get in to a RoR campaign, I've always wanted to play it.


Cordwin Ironbeard wrote:

Cordwin here and I am the third member of the group. I play Cordwin as very curious and extremely interested in gaining knowledge. This can lead to trouble as he is definitely a 'no stone unturned' type of character who will insist on opening every door to 'see what's there'.

As far as personal relationships, Cordwin will listen to anyone who has a good tale to tell or has some knowledge he can gain.

BTW...Some really great character submissions...

Have you every experienced the wonders of pickles?


Who needs pots and pans when you can have a pickle? You can pickle anything!


See! I iz gnome!


I can haz mule? I need a bigger pickle jar...


bluedove wrote:


Fizgrubber wrote:
I can haz stabby trap job pweeze? Also, would you care for a pickle?

Sorry, I'm afraid goblins will be on the townsfolk's beat-to-a-pulp-ask-questions-later list. But I will take the pickle!

I haz hat! I'm ugly gnome, not gobbo!

Here your pickle, don't be concerned about the wiggling. It will stop once you bite in to it.


I can haz stabby trap job pweeze? Also, would you care for a pickle?


While we wait, perhaps a drinking song?

An Ode to my Pickle
by Fizgrubber

A pickle is a pickle
If it's pickled at all
Some pickles have eyes
And some pickles crawl
Some pickles have hair
Or a scraggly tooth
But the best pickle is my pickle
Now ain't that da truth

Hurrah Hurrah!
A pickle for me!
Hurrah Hurrah!
What will it be?

You can pickle a pear
You can pickle a toad
Pickle up some cheese
And pickle some gold
Pickle the dead
and make ya some stew
Anything you want
Can be pickled for you

Hurrah Hurrah!
A pickle for me!
Hurrah Hurrah!
Pickle me three!


Howdy,

I think I covered all the bases. If I missed anything I would appreciate the help in letting me know.

Fizgrubber