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"Be quiet you flaming fool! You're going to wake up the sleeping neutral wyverns!"

Okay. Okay. You are right little Timmy. I am not a true wyvern. Oliver McShade is. Now fork off!
Faerie Dragon flies up in the sky in a circle and s*&@s on Carp, a DM's gaming master screen.
real life faerie dragon

Seriously Timmy that's cheating and meta-gaming! You need to roll a Knowledge (Arcana) check to now that!

SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEAK TIMMYYYYY!!!! I AM A WYVERN!!!!!! SQUEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAK!!!!!! RUB MY FEATHERS AND TOUCH MY BEAK AND I WILL GRANT YOU A WISH!!!!!!!!!

In favor.

Yark! Yark! I am the Righteous-Albeit-Bloody-Beaked Wyvern of Innosence and I-Know-Betterness! And I Command Thee, Paladin, who must be Humble and Honorable, to do the Only Right and Honorable Thing (and to Obey the newest revisition of the Code of Conduct!): SurrendeR!

The thing is, according to Mordred of Fairy (?) they can't discern wyverns from us Faerie Dragons, because they listened to the song of the bard.

Speaking of tea, I am going to enjoy a cup, while I make plan for my advancement in the paladin/assassin/monk build that this thread has inspired me to partake.

"I'm not a player, I just crush alot."

Technically speaking, unless his character run into one before or had a reason to know about them, they could be those fabled fairie dragons the bard in the tavern was singing about

Well, I must admit we look alot alike, except for the size difference..