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I am Excited and salivating at the mouth. MORE ITEMS. MORE OPTIONS, and most importantly MORE CUTE MINIONS TO FAWN OVER.

that last one might be less important than the rest but...

Soon. The secrets of horror adventures will be partially revealed. Since I must await the PDF before unlocking the darker powers held within. *que manical laughter from lightning striking an evil looking Asylum.*

It came from the refrigerator, behind the mayonnaise, next to the ketchup, to the left of the coleslaw.

WHY WOULD YOU KEEP THE SEALED CAN OF EVIL IN THE FRIDGE AMONG THE CONDIMENTS? IT SHOULD BE EITHER BURIED DEEP UNDERGROUND WHERE NO ONE CAN GET IT, OR NEXT TO THE TINNED FRUIT AND SARDINES.

ALSO NICE REFERENCE TO 'THE STUFF', THE BLOB-LIKE MONSTER THAT WAS USED AND MARKETED AS A HEALTHY REFRIGERATED DESSERT OPTION.

*collapsed onto the couch*

okay. calmed down now. i'm going to have some juice.

*opens and ornate bottle, and a Jinn breaks out and escapes*

OH COME ONNNN...THE JINN DRANK ALL THE JUICE. IT'S GOING TO PAY!!!

IGNORE THE JESTER!!! I AM COMPLETELY FINE. THE VOICES IN MY HEAD TELL ME I AM AND I BELIEVE WHAT THEY TELL ME. THEY ALSO SAY THE PEOPLE IN THAT ORPHANAGE ARE BEING EXPERIMENTED ON BY GOOD PEOPLE SERVING BAD GODS, AND BAD PEOPLE SERVING BAD GODS ARE AMONG THEM. I KNOW I CAN KILL THE BAD PEOPLE AND HELP MAKE THE WORLD A BETTER PLACE.

JUST GET THE CLOWN TO UNDO THESE STRAPS!!!!!

I mean I want more.

I'm hoping they give some more too. How else am i going to do my crazy lucid world of mechanical terrors, insane monarchs, Abberant Organic entities and locations, and surreal logic, reasoning and physics.

Yes i am wanting to make something like if the worlds of American Mcgees Alice, H.R Giger, the Miskatonic, Pathfinder, Surrealist art, and pathfinder all got stuck in a blender and were gruesomly puree'd.

No, I am not ashamed to admit that. And I am aware of the harrowing but i still want more Surreal lucidity or chaotic power at my finger tips.

LET THE MANIA AND HORROR FLOW AS A MIGHTY TIDE OF BLOOD AND TERROR OVER THE PEOPLE OF THIS WORLD AND LET THEM KNOW THAT THEIR GODS ARE BEYOND THEIR COMPREHENSION!!!

I don't mind the mythic rank monsters as much. They still provide a suitable challenge to the more divine level characters. I personally love some of the variety more, with the stuffed animals and the horrifing plant monsters they have come up with. The plant that uses its psychic/hallucinatory spores to project visions into the minds of its victims until they are eventually broken down to feed the horror.

Living mirage. Ruining people's days with illusions and nonsense. Totally fits this adventure. It's a good thing I'm not over in quadra right now or I would be screwwed...