Oh, you want a wizard's duel, eh dragon!
Very well, whoever can Polymorph into a cat and shag the most other cats, which are hopefully, lady wizards that are also Polymorped as cats.
And maybe, this time we should keep it to lady cats that are also lady wizards Polymorped as cats who I didn't raise as my own. It's starting to get weird.
>>Ask ANY of Captain Yesterday's aliases whatever you want, except that one thing (you know what it is!!)<<
teleports in, Hasted, cops feel, takes picture, uploads it onto instagram, gives invisible Lhaeo a thumbs up, teleports out, fire bombs Zhentil Keep, shags The Simbul as Cats under Vangerdehast's bed, teleports back to tower, makes Lhaeo smell fingers, smokes some pipe, goes to bed like a f+~@ing boss!
Can... can it wait, I'm working on this three way with Dove and Florin Falconhand polymorphed as Cats and the spell only lasts so long.
Edit: in hindsight I kinda regret taking levels in all those other classes just because I'm f&@@ing Elminster