All shall weep and despair! For I am lord of the dance! Thou shalt do the Duck dance or fall to my almighty duckness! Swiftly now! I can hear the sounds of your womens lamenting!
The next poster is one of my many gullible followers!
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Fabulous duck is FAABUUULOUOS~~ <3 The next 10 posters (and this one) want this out of their heads
"I can't let you do that, Red Dragon." Gazerduck preparing all MK-MXII Pro-Duck cannons. Locking onto [redacted], [redacted], [redacted], [redacted], and [redacted].
... on my don't give a something roll at mister anti-duck I am now searching for him
In the eyes of humans: Chaotic Evil
The next poster has disappeared. We had a yummy turkey dinner today :>
Ducks rule, humans drool. (PS, there was ducking, and I wasn't invited? tch tch tch shame! Somebody is going to be a turkey!) The next poster is conflicted on whether he should just spontaneously turn into a duck or not.
Only because Paizo doesn't have an avatar for ducks... That I can find anyways. The next poster agrees Paizo should have a duck avatar or three.
I do now. Thank you for the slip. I shall now proceed with World Domination now! The next person is going to have a Super-Awesome-Mega-[Redacted] Duck as his next campaign villain.
You wish. I'm a duck. That immediately makes me better than everyone. Believe it or not, the next poster spontaneously turned into a turkey.
I get a majority vote with all the turkeys I've collected. In addition, all ducks vote for me as winner of this thread and president. Anyone that says otherwise can take it up with my gaze attack!
I ate 11 people... I forgot to make them stop moving. The next person is now a turkey... again.
Ruler of Turkeys
Only so one other shmuck doesn't. The next poster is said shmuck.
Indubitably! I say, the best laser ever! The next poster is a turkey.
I can assure you it's definitely not me, breaking into your house, coming to you, and then turning you into a turkey /bluff I wish for all ducks to have Gaze Attacks!
Tirq is banned for changing himself back into a turkey. By the way, your a Tirqey again.
I look at him. Done. He's a turkey. The next poster wants a turkey.
I look at everyone. Everyone is banned for being looked at by me-Hey, is that a mirror of... Oh crap I looked at myself.
The Gender-Ambiguous Duck sees you trying to tackle his fellow duck, and gazes upon all three of you. You all turn into turkeys.
This duck is still winning... and is still a jerk for turning people into turkeys.
But nobody will know it. The next poster has become a turkey, thanks to me.
gran is turned into a turkey for not being intimidated by my flightless friend.
Oooooo.:
Didn't see that coming, did ya? Now if you'll excuse me, now I must increase my gaze powers, and obtain a Gaze Attack that bans people.
Oh please, I fly into Mordor all the time. I don't see what's the big deal with it anyways. Oh by the way, I have gone up against an army, ninjas, wizards, and ninja-wizards... ALL AT ONCE! (Also, your a turkey now.)
Done, you have 1d3+1 ducks for dinner. However, what you didn't expect was for me to be alive still. The dinner becomes a horrible disaster as all the dinner attendees become turkeys as I look at each one of you. I wish for world peace... For ducks (you horrible duck-hunting sacks of pointless meat.)
Bamf, your an elf. As a result of your decreased Constitution, you get sick thrice as much. The duck wishes to be medium-sized
One does not simply tie up a duck with a gaze attack that polymorphs you into a turkey. (PS Midnight Angel, make a fortitude save!) Also, I'm winning. If you'd like to question it, you can take it up with my Gaze Attack of Baleful Polymorph.
The Duck demands a Fortitude Save as you become a turkey. Also make a will save.
Yup, it has been done. FEAR MY GAZE ATTACK! O>O I mean. quack. |