"No father, I have not asked you here to hear confession. I have asked you here to propose a business proposition."
"Yes, I am aware that the Law has found me guilty of Murder, and the sale of Poison, and that I am to be executed in three days time."
"Yes, father, I am also aware that the church of Abadar is sworn to uphold a lawful execution. I would not even ask you to consider interfering. The state has determined that in exchange for the lives I have taken my own life is to be taken. When I am executed my debt to society will be paid, and all will be well in Abadar's eyes. Is that not correct?"
"Excellent - The business I propose is for after that event. I would like the church to raise me from the dead. I understand the fee for such a service is... sharp."
"That is very sharp Father."
"Yes, well I suppose you are right, it is a seller's market. Very well, obviously I will need to borrow funds in order to..."
"Very kind, Father, and such a reasonable interest rate, too."
"Collateral? The state has confiscated much of what I own, but for all my flaws and vices I have never broken my word. I will swear to pay you back or die in the attempt."
"Why the prosecution did an excellent job of proving my trustworthiness. Look at my criminal record! My commitment to business! Tens of thousands of gold crowns have crossed my ledger. Several contracts - all fulfilled to the letter. I have fostered a small industry in poison making. Innovated a way to cut down the cost of Black Adder poison with my new farming techniques. Trained apprentices to carry on my legacy in other cities. Why I am a veritable pillar of the community, Father! How can my willingness and ability to pay be called into question?"