Sharptooth Mad Dog Barbarian 3
What the hell is wrong with that goblin? Does it have mange? It's kinda hard to tell the difference between it and that dog it's rough-housing with. They're both wearing the same scraps of leather, I think. Is the goblin playing tug-of-war with that chunk of rope? With it's teeth? Looks like the dog's helmet is made out of the skull of a bigger dog?. It matches that weird shield-thing on the goblin's arm. Is he... talking with it? Yeah, he's making the skull bark...wow. He's actually wearing a collar! He has a leash. Someone is keeping a goblin on a leash. Where the hell did this little freak come from? Is he...yeah...ew... he's licking his crotch...
Dogdog was literally raised by goblin dogs. His mom was a goblin-dog keeper and raised her brood right along side the animals. Dogdog even thinks of himself as one of them. Even for a goblin he is an odious little cur. He likes following orders, playing fetch, hunting and sleeping. Don't ever come between him and a meal unless you like bleeding.
Dogdog is crazy. He was raised mostly by a goblin dog right alongside her litter. He wasn't even named. As he grew up, the Licktoad tribe just started calling him Dogdog because it was just about the most insulting thing they could come up with. Dogdog was so odious that he was as awful as a dog, twice.
Dogdog doesn't care though. He doesn't really understand the insult. It's just a name to him. He would have been content to live in the kennel for the rest of his life, but then his "mother" died and it broke his fragile little mind. He would't let anyone near her corpse. Even after it started to rot he just stayed there, guarding her disgusting body and fighting off the crows and rats who came to feed on her. Eventually, months later, he pulled her skull free from her body and made a macabre puppet out of it. He talks to it, and moves it's mouth to have it "talk" back. It says he's a good boy.
Now, the Licktoad tribe is basically trying to get rid of him, so they keep sending him on dangerous missions. Unfortunately, he keeps kept coming back, often without actually completing his task. Eventually the new kennel keeper just started treating him like another dog and training him right along side the animals. Dogdog took to it immediately. Now, he's leash trained. It's clear that whatever else is going on in his head, he likes being a dog.
AC: 18 (+4 chain shirt, +2 dex, +1 size, +1 scizore)
...-2 when Raging
CMD: 16 (10 +3 bab, +2 str, +2 dex, -1 size)
Hit Points: 33 (26, +7 con)
Fort +6 (+3 class, +3 con)
Ref +3 (+1 class, +2 dex)
Will +1 (+1 class, +0 wis)
Speed: 30 ft
Swim: 10 ft
+1 attack, size
Bite +7, 1d4+4
Fangstick (lance) +7, 1d6+3 (x2 when charging while mounted)
Bitejaw (scizore) +8, 1d6+3, masterwork weapon and shield
Stabtooth (dagger) +7, 1d3+3
Feats, Traits, Drawbacks, and Abilities:
Big Ears +2 bonus on all Perception checks made to hear noises. Additionally, you can hear noises that normally only dogs or other animals can hear, like the sound of a dog whistle.
Quick Learner: After your first attack with a weapon in which you are not proficient, the non-proficiency penalty decreases by 2 (to a –2 penalty). This effect lasts only while you have the weapon in hand; you must “relearn” the weapon each time you pick it up.
Arms Master: You take a –2 penalty on attack rolls made with weapons with which you are not proficient instead of the normal –4.
Stigmatized: You take a –3 penalty on Diplomacy checks to gather information or improve a creature’s attitude.
Roll With It (1st level)
Weapons: Simple and Martial
Skill Points per level: 4 (class), -1 int, +1 favored class, +2 background*
+7 Acrobatics** (3 rank, +2 dex, +3 class, -1 acp)
Small: Goblins are Small creatures and gain a +1 size bonus to their AC, a +1 size bonus on attack rolls, a –1 penalty to their CMB and CMD, and a +4 size bonus on Stealth checks.
Fast Movement base speed 30
Darkvision: Goblins can see in the dark up to 60 feet.
Hard Head, Big Teeth Goblins are known for their balloon-like heads and enormous maws, but some have even more exaggeratedly large heads filled with razor-sharp teeth. Goblins with this trait gain a bite attack as a primary natural attack that deals 1d4 points of damage. This racial trait replaces skilled.
War Beast (Ex) At 1st level, a mad dog gains the service of an animal companion, using the barbarian’s level as her effective druid level.
This ability replaces the rage powers gained at 2nd, 6th, 10th, 14th, and 18th level.
Fast Movement (Ex) A barbarian’s land speed is faster than the norm for her race by +10 feet. This benefit applies only when he is wearing no armor, light armor, or medium armor, and not carrying a heavy load. Apply this bonus before modifying the barbarian’s speed because of any load carried or armor worn. This bonus stacks with any other bonuses to the barbarian’s land speed.
Pack Tactics (Ex) At 2nd level, a mad dog and her war beast gain a +4 bonus on attack rolls while flanking the same opponent (instead of the normal +2 bonus).
Scent of Blood (Ex) At 2nd level, a sharptooth gains scent as per the universal monster rule. At 5th level, she also gains keen scent as per universal monster rule.
Swim Like a Fish (Ex) A sharptooth gains a swim speed of 10 feet. At 5th level and every 5 levels thereafter, her swim speed increases by 5 feet.
Ocean Breath (Ex) At 3rd level, a sharptooth counts her Constitution score as 1 higher for the purposes of holding her breath. She also gains a +1 bonus on Constitution checks to continue holding her breath. This bonus and the addition to her effective Constitution score both increase by 1 at 6th level and every 3 levels thereafter, to a maximum bonus of +6 at 18th level.
Armor: Ratty leather harness, Barbed vest, masterwork chain shirt
-Sheathed or Belted-
Fetchstick, gnarled toothmarked branch, well-weighted for throwing
-In belt pouches-
3 shiny rocks
An well-gnawed old bone