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I'm in for as long as the GM wants to keep going.
Dogdog spurred Dog forward and charged.
GM, do you want to bot Boggledook somehow since he's the top of the initiative?
Best of luck, Comrade. I mean... bark!
Dogdog lowered his lance and waited, practically bouncing in the saddle like a dog waiting for a stick to be thrown.
Dogdog grinned at the explosion, but didn't move or give any orders. He'd made his display, and after Zord's trick he was sure he was going to have their attention. They'd come to him. Good dogs know how to wait.
Dogdog obediently drank the potion Zord gave him. He sat on Dog's back holding his slightly chewed lance looking very nearly regal (the overall effect would have been much better if his tongue hadn't been hanging out). He'd dragged the boar carcass out to the shack after eating a few choice bits and dropped it in front of the door. Once he was done he backed up a bit and howled. It was a reedy, slobbery sound at first, then Dog joined him. That was a howl. Together the brothers called out their challenge to Pa Munchmeat.
Dogdog's wolfskull hand puppet took a bite of it's own!
Then Dogdog himself followed!
For a moment it looked like Dogdog got stuck by the boar's tusk and knocked flying, but actually Dogdog was only knocked flying. He'd somehow managed to twist out of the way of the attack and ride the momentum.
Dogdog came back like he'd been on the end of a rubber leash, rolling to a stop and then rushing right back in.
Dogdog lunged at the pig with his wolf skull jaw, and his own sharp teeth.
I wonder how many chiefs Mummy has gone through trying to deal with Munchmeat.
Dogdog's wolf-skull hand puppet answered Boggledook, it's metal reinforced jaws opening and closing, speaking in a comically highpitched voice. "Dogdog is good chief!" Dogdog sat up proudly and panted, pretending he hadn't been the one who just spoke.
Dogdog shook his head, sending a bit of slobber flying. He might have been saying no, but he also might have been shaking just to shake. It was hard to tell.
Dogdog ignored everything but the new throwing stick, but when Zord threw his old one he went after it happily.
Chief Dogdog knew exactly what was next. He dropped a well-chewed stick between his new sub-chiefs feet and barked loudly.
I think it's a lot more funny to let everyone guess what Dogdog's intent was (assuming he actually had intent).
After announcing Zord's auspicious title, Chief Dogdog licked Dog and said "Groulf!"
Dogdog raises his voice in a victorious howl, and then hops around happily. Chief Dogdog headbutted Grubble's shoulder and then licked his face, loudly announcing "BARK!" Next he licked Zord's face and said "Ruff!" Finally, he looked at Boggledook, whom he didn't know very well, seeming to think for a moment (though what he was thinking was anyone's guess). Finally he licked Boggledook's face too and said "Boof!" Then he bounded over to the big chief chair, lifted his leg and peed on it.
Dogdog barks once and Dog grabs him and hauls him out of the pie.
Dogdog bit the bad bird back!
Dogdog started chewing through his ropes.
Dogdog barked happily as Boggledook and Grubble crashed into the water, cheering the victory he still didn't really realize he'd cheated to win. He tossed Zord off his shoulders and into the water as well, and then jumped and splashed back down into the muck himself. He came up happy and dripping, panting with a stupid grin on his face.
Dogdog stull had no idea why they were riding on each other and shoving, but he was having fun. He stuck his foot out and hooked Boggledook's ankle under the water.
Dogdog kicked off his stirge boots for better footing, joining Zord in his torrent of barking and snarling!
The stirge stomping boots made Dogdog a bit unsteady in the water. Also, his natural exuberance made him not very strategic in his choices of where to move.
Dogdog was confused at first, but then happily played steed for Zord. He rode around on Dog, so it seemed only right that other goblins ride around on him.
Dogdog hopped across to the last stirge, ducking underneath Grubble's blast of fire.
His metal boots landed on the beam with a crunch and he leaped again, trying to come down on top of the last stirge.
In that case he'll just eat it. Dogdog isn't sophisticated enough to play for points. He's just playing to play. Consider the stomp a bite.
Slightly woozy, Dogdog managed to keep his balance. He stomped the bug that was biting him.
made it within the edit window. My last post now includes stirge stomping
Happily barking, Dogdog ran out on one of the planks and stomped one of the bugs.
If Dogdog had any idea what numbers meant, he didn't show it. He seemed a little confused what all the fuss was about but he was having fun. He panted happily.
Dogdog sat in a crouch next to the other would-be chiefs. When his turn came to speak he scratched his ear with his foot for a moment before realizing everyone was watching him. He raised his arm and the wolf-skull puppet's mouth moved. In a voice that was definitely a higher-pitched version of Dogdog's own, the skull proclaimed- "Dogdog is good boy!"
Not interested in the discussion, Dogdog started wandering around and investigating the Birdcruncher camp, occasionally stopping to pee on things.
Dogdog turned his head to the side as the new goblin friend said words he'd never heard before. After a moment he loped up closer, sniffed her and then licked her face.
PM incoming in a bit.
Why not. We could use someone who isn't nuts.
Dogdog rampages around the Birdcruncher camp trying to make new friends, but mostly just knocking things over and scaring people.
Checking in.
Happy to have a new friend, Dogdog returned the favor.
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