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I could newt him for a little bit.

Does anyone in the party have Bluff? Or really any social skills? I know Sat can intimidate.

"Hmm. A frontal assault on Femtotech HQ could be dangerous. Maybe we can get an appointment?"

"Who would we have to... talk to... find out what exactly these chemicals do - and why they're produced?"

cogito plz i can't social skills

"And do you know what we found in his lab?"

Cogito, mind control.

"SHUT UP! WE ASK THE QUESTIONS HERE!"

"What do you know about one Doctor Madd?!"

The language, not the place. Dmitri and Cogito both speak all languages.

Upon appearing, Dmitri whirls on the bossm, snarling "Talk, or I turn you into a cat and drop you off at a puppy farm."

Dmitri transmutes the floor into Cobalt-60 killing everyone in a mile or so grabs the boss. "We're going for a ride!"

In Ancient South Egyptian, he tells Cogito where he's going. Roof of a fairly-but-not-too-close building.

Keep up the Health and Safety thing.

Dmitri smites the man with fell magic to transform him into a frog.

Attack: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (14) + 6 = 20

DC 16 Dazed - Stunned - Transformed, Will; Cumulative & Progressive

Dmitri's face is transfigured by anger, and he leans over the desk, eyes burning with fury. "I FOURTH-CIRCLE HEALTH AND SAFETY MASTER WIZARD, OF THE ORDER OF SAFE CONDITIONS! I WILL INSPECT THIS BUILDING OR YOU WILL LEARN JUST HOW UNSAFE CONDITIONS CAN BE!"

"Let's have the guard you controlled escort us in."

Ohright.

"Cogito, activate the device."

Dmitri transmutes the door into cloth and brushes it aside.

Definitely that.

Quickly adopting a nerdy voice, Dmitri says, "Dude, the hell? I'm just a LARPer! Chill!"

I am loathe to recall those days, but I gotta do what I gotta do...

Stealth: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (2) + 2 = 4

As he passes the ring to Cogito, a significant arcanopsychic charge forms in Dimitri, and is violently released as a snapping crackle of energy.

"Oops."

"I can loan you my invisibility ring, and you could sneak up and mind-control them."

When this happens, Dmitri will start back in shock and say, "What the hell, Cogito?"

About two hours for the designing and twenty-four more for the crafting.

Also, I wasn't sure what flaw to give it, but I want the potion to have like fatigued after use and temporary, like two or three minutes.

But then they can't tell us what they know.

Dmitri will craft a ring of greater invisibility. Autopass.
- 8 Point Invisibility

He will also make a Potion of Kung-Fu.
- Attack 6: Kung-Fu Punch
- Defense 4: Parry
- Defense 4: Dodge
- Close Attack 2
- Skill 2: Acrobatics 2 Athletics 2
- Flaw -2: Standard Action to Activate

Autopass.

But we don't want anyone to get shot.

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"I'm sure they wouldn't catch on to that plan."

Dmitri gives Amoeba a meaningful glance.

"Anyways, I think we should pursue this further and track down some Femtotech execs."

"It's been tried."

Dmitri shrugs. "The Illuminati kills you if you try to permanently transmute valuable materials."

Dmitri sticks it in a box.

"Where to next, folks?"

"Not even remotely. I'd back up if I were you."

Dmitri transmutes it into stable carbon.

"Well, actually... Joe upgraded because I had to be able to flush mercury back when I was learning Alchemy."

"My shrouds won't run out of magic until sunrise, so now would be a good time."

After Cogito explains this, Dmitri turns to Amoeba and raises an eyebrow.

"Does that sound at all familiar?"

"Cogito, can you identify this liquid? And once we get back to Denny's*, we're going to have some research to do..."

*"Great Food and Great Service For Great People - Every Time!"

We will investigate his lair.

As they drop off the homeless people, Dmitri will hand them each a coupon for one free meal at Denny's, reminding them that America's Diner is Always Open.

We are officially sellouts, btw.

"Of course, Citizen. We're just doing our duty."

Turning to his team, Dmitri says, "Well, let's take these hooligans to the police and these people to their homes."

Dmitri helps the people down, and will pass around the healing shroud to make sure they are in good condition.

I should say some sort of one-liner, but I can't think of anything.

Dmitri rays Madd!
1d20 + 6 ⇒ (16) + 6 = 22

Will DC 15, Dazed/Stunned/Transformed, Cumulative, Progressive

Exactly.

Magic, obviously.

It removes a -1 toughness penalty 4 out of every 5 rounds.

death in the family?

Dmitri teleports over to Cogito, and sets one of the healing shrouds on the wizard.

That is probably irrelevant, as there will not be fights or encounters from here on out, judging by the way things are going.

Dmitri transmutes as much material as possible into Cobalt-60, killing everything within a few dozen miles.

I'm honestly not sure what to do here. Do we just fall back? If cogito had teleported the civis...

Yeah. I'll do it next round.

Well, it's a move to put it on there, so I have to move one turn and place it the next.

Dmitri fires a last-ditch polymorph attempt at Madd, before teleporting to Amoeba. Teleport is a move.

1d20 + 6 ⇒ (8) + 6 = 14

Oh for goodness' sakes.

I have a healing shroud, actually. What action would it be to teleport over and set it on Amoeba?

Dmitri tries to polymorph Madd once more.

1d20 + 6 ⇒ (3) + 6 = 9

are you kidding me

Psst, Jacko.

Dmitri turns his polymorphic potency upon the gorilla.

Affliction Ray: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (7) + 6 = 13
Will DC 15, Cumulative, Progressive - Dazed, Stunned, Transformed
T H E S E R O L L S S U C K

Exp Chemistry to Identify the Vat: 1d20 + 14 ⇒ (1) + 14 = 15

As he steps through the portal, Dmitri sets his sights on Madd and snaps his fingers to turn the scientist into a frog.

Resisted by will DC 15, Cumulative, Progressive. It goes Dazed, Stunned, Transformed.

Ranged Attack: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (6) + 6 = 12

Since we seem like a bit of a ghetto team (we operate out of a denny's), I imagine we're not the sort to announce ourselves when we could more efficiently beat them otherwise.

"I think it would be best to just teleport past it."

Turning to SATURDAY MORNING, Dmitri says "You can create a portal for us, I believe?"