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I am currently a GMPC. I casually cast a spell or help heal the party. Nothing spectacular. I am playing a druid for Kingmaker. No worries.

17. The twenty sided dice giveth... The twenty sided dice taketh away....

FIREBALL!!

Has taken my speech
taken my hearing
taken my arm
taken my leg
taken my soul

left me with a life in HELL!!!!

Listen all you Paizites.
Come gather round.
Bring all your gamin' dice.
And roll them on the ground!!

Just give me.
That map of a mine.
Core rules and AP's
Just give me a sign!

Ain't much I'm askin'
You heard me say
I play Pathfinder.
Move out of my way!!!!

"I want it all, I want it all, I want it all,
And I want it NOW!!!"

Wah hahahahahahaha

How is that for "Paizocon Theme Song"

Present and accounted for!!! <Salutes paizo staff as wallet begins to wimper.. again...>

75. Barbarian:"We need a new war chant to inspire or fellow comrades!!!"

Necromancer "I am smelling like a rose that sombody gave me on my birthday death bed. I am smelling like a rose cause I'm dead and bloated!!!"

I'm Mr. Freeze Meizer, I'm Mr Snow. Bwahh hahahaha

I believe... I'm Mr. Freeze Mizer. I'm Mr. Snow. I'm Mr. White Christmas. I'm Mr. 10 below. They call me Snow Mizer. Whatever I touch. Turns to snow in my clutch. Hah! I'm to much....