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Help! I’m being oppressed! Come and see the violence inherent in the system.


Help! I being oppressed!


Come and see the violence inherent in the system!!


Field Marshal von Grünmann wrote:
Dennis the Peasant wrote:
Help! I'm being opressed!
Put down the bloody peasants!

Aahh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system!


Help! I'm being opressed!


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Red Shirt # 44 wrote:
Justin Franklin wrote:
KING FREEHOLD wrote:
Justin Franklin wrote:
KING FREEHOLD wrote:
Also, I RULE HERE!!
I didn't vote for you....
NOW IS NOT THE TIME YOU QUESTION ME, THRALL! NOW ENJOY THE BREASTS YOUR KING HAS PROVIDED!

I believe the correct response is "You don't vote for kings." and eventually we get to strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government...

Help, help, I'm being repressed!

Hey you! That's my line!


Help! I'm being repressed!


Lord President Moorluck wrote:
As to the second part, it wasn't a sword. It was an M-4 with grenade launcher. Remember that.

Come and see the violence inherent in the system!


Lord President Moorluck wrote:
Treppa wrote:

Wait, you're elected? I thought 'President' was another term for 'Despot' here.

Yup, I was indeed elected. Although I can't remember why... O.o

You may claim to be my president, but how'd you get that, eh? By exploiting the workers. By hanging on to outdated imperialist dogma which perpetuates the economic and social differences in our society.

And don't start with that Lady in the Lake crap! Strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony. You can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you. After all, if I went 'round sayin' I was Emperor, just because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away. But I wouldn't go peacefully, mind you. I'd be yellin and screamin tha whole time, "Come and see the violence inherent in the system. Help! Help! I'm being repressed!"


Jasum the butler wrote:
Dennis the Peasant wrote:
Only pride I've got is tellin that so-called King what for. Help! I'm being repressed!
What king, there is no king here. Your just oppressing yourself. Thats not oppression, that's a mental condition called nutty as a fruitcake!

Oh sure, "he don't agree with me, so he must be mental".


Only pride I've got is tellin that so-called King what for. Help! I'm being repressed!


Well I ain't some bleedin servant, if that's what you mean.


Well, you ain't gettin me to do it.


Aberzombie wrote:
gran rey de los mono wrote:
I apologize. I just wanted to use all my aliases in series.
Dude, you don't have to apologize for wanting to make use of aliases. Many of us do it very often.

And you need more aliases.


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König Odegar wrote:
You may now call me, Your Majesty.

You may claim to be my king, but how'd you get that, eh? By exploiting the workers. By hanging on to outdated imperialist dogma which perpetuates the economic and social differences in our society.

And don't start with that Lady in the Lake crap! Strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony. You can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you. After all, if I went 'round sayin' I was Emperor, just because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away.

But I wouldn't go peacefully, mind you. I'd be yellin and screamin tha whole time, "Come and see the violence inherent in the system. Help! Help! I'm being repressed!"


Stop trying to repress me!


Come and see the violence inherent in the system!


Hey! Wait a minute! None of those Lois Lane wins were random! It's statistically unpossible!

But...if they all came up as Lois Lane....that means....it's all up to the person typing! It's.....it's...personal choice!!!!

AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Come and see the violence inherent in the system!!!!


TriOmegaZero wrote:
And just like snowflakes, the individual opinion is crushed in the press of thousands.

Help! I'm being repressed! Come see the violence inherent in the system!!!!


Good point Frank.


Will the PMG finally start to oppress us?


Help! Help! I'm being oppressed!


Shinmizu wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Damnit. DON'T OPPRESS ME. *shakes fist*
Sorry, old woman. I mean, Dennis. It's Dennis, isn't it? Bah, names confuse and infuriate me, so I suppose I'll have to resort to the violence inherent in the system.

Who're you calling an old woman, eh?


Happy Birthday to me!


Mine!


You may claim to be my king, but how'd you get that, eh? By exploiting the workers. By hanging on to outdated imperialist dogma which perpetuates the economic and social differences in our society.


Help! Come and see the violence inherent in the system.


The movie rental store?


HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!


Yeah, we'd never get that lucky.


Come see the violence inherent in the system.


October!


Come see the violence inherent in the system.


Come see the violence inherent in the system!


Post concerning coconuts and swallows.


Celestial Healer wrote:
Did everyone know that Aberzombie has a profile for every one of his aliases?

What I object to is you automatically treating me like an inferior. "Oh, don't listen to him! He's just an alias!"


Help! I'm being repressed!


Come see the violence inherent in the system!


Strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony. You can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you. After all, if I went 'round sayin' I was Emperor, just because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away. But I wouldn't go peacefully, mind you. I'd be yellin and screamin tha whole time, "Come and see the violence inherent in the system. Help! Help! I'm being repressed!"


Come see the violence inherent in the system!


Strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony. You can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you. After all, if I went 'round sayin' I was Emperor, just because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away.


Come see the violence inherent in the system.


Statement discouraging determination of control of the messagboards based on farcical aquatic ceremonies and watery tarts throwing swords at people. Call for action to come and see the violence inherent in the system.


Strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony. You can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you.


Anarcho-Syndicalist Peasant wrote:
Dennis the Peasant wrote:
Come see the violence inherent in the system!
HEY! THAT'S MY SCHTICK!

How'd you get that job, eh? By exploiting the workers. By hanging on to outdated imperialist dogma which perpetuates the economic and social differences in our society.


Come see the violence inherent in the system!


The Jade wrote:

Look Peasants

"Come and see the violence inherent in the system. Help! Help! I'm being repressed!"